Saw Tarzan today

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SCredneck

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I was at the
store yesterday, and I ran into Tarzan!
I asked him how it was
going and if he was into
making anymore movies.
He told me
that he could no longer make any more
movies as he had severe
arthritis in both shoulders
and could no longer swing from vine to
tree.
I asked how Jane was doing, he told me she
was
in bad shape, in a nursing home, has
Alzheimer's
and no longer recognizes anyone. How sad.
I asked
about Boy,
and he told me that Boy had gone to the big
city,
got hooked up with bad women, drugs, alcohol,
and the
only times he heard from him was when
he was in trouble or needed
something.
I asked
about Cheeta, he beamed and said she was doing good. She married a
lawyer, had
gotten some plastic surgery, and now lived in the White House!!!

I know, something bad is going to happen to me!!!!!!!!!!
 
I heard she married Curious George and moved into the White House. You have to admit the ears match.
 
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