gerrys
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[FONT="]An 80-year-old Scotsman goes to the doctor for a check-up. [/FONT] [FONT="]
The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, 'How do you stay in such great physical condition?'[/FONT] [FONT="]
I'm Scottish and I am a golfer,' says the old guy, 'and that's why I'm in such good shape.[/FONT][FONT="]I'm up well before daylight and out golfing up and down the fairways.[/FONT][FONT="]I have a wee glass of whisky, and all is well.'
[/FONT] [FONT="]'Well,' says the doctor, 'I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be more to it.[/FONT][FONT="]How old was your Dad when he died?'[/FONT]
[FONT="]'Who said my Dad's dead?'[/FONT] [FONT="]
The doctor is amazed. 'You mean you're 80 years old and your Dad's still alive. How old is he?'[/FONT]
[FONT="]'He's 100 years old,' says the old Scottish golfer. 'In fact he golfed WI me this morning, and then we went to the topless beach for a walk and had anither wee dram and that's why he's still alive. He's Scottish and he's a golfer, too.'
[/FONT] [FONT="]'Well,' the doctor says, 'that's great, but I'm sure there's more to it than that. How about your Dad's dad? How old was he when he died?'
[/FONT] [FONT="]'Who said my grandad's dead?'[/FONT]
[FONT="]Stunned, the doctor asks, 'You mean you're 80 years old and your grandfather's still living! Incredible, how old is he?'[/FONT] [FONT="]
'He's 118 years old,' says the old Scottish golfer.[/FONT] [FONT="]
The doctor is getting frustrated at this point, 'So, I guess he went golfing with you this morning too?'[/FONT]
[FONT="]'No. Grandad couldnae go this mornin' because he's getting married today.'[/FONT] [FONT="]
At this point the doctor is close to losing it. 'Getting married?? Why would a 118 year- old guy want to get married?'[/FONT]
[FONT="]'Who said he wanted to?'[/FONT]
The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, 'How do you stay in such great physical condition?'[/FONT] [FONT="]
I'm Scottish and I am a golfer,' says the old guy, 'and that's why I'm in such good shape.[/FONT][FONT="]I'm up well before daylight and out golfing up and down the fairways.[/FONT][FONT="]I have a wee glass of whisky, and all is well.'
[/FONT] [FONT="]'Well,' says the doctor, 'I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be more to it.[/FONT][FONT="]How old was your Dad when he died?'[/FONT]
[FONT="]'Who said my Dad's dead?'[/FONT] [FONT="]
The doctor is amazed. 'You mean you're 80 years old and your Dad's still alive. How old is he?'[/FONT]
[FONT="]'He's 100 years old,' says the old Scottish golfer. 'In fact he golfed WI me this morning, and then we went to the topless beach for a walk and had anither wee dram and that's why he's still alive. He's Scottish and he's a golfer, too.'
[/FONT] [FONT="]'Well,' the doctor says, 'that's great, but I'm sure there's more to it than that. How about your Dad's dad? How old was he when he died?'
[/FONT] [FONT="]'Who said my grandad's dead?'[/FONT]
[FONT="]Stunned, the doctor asks, 'You mean you're 80 years old and your grandfather's still living! Incredible, how old is he?'[/FONT] [FONT="]
'He's 118 years old,' says the old Scottish golfer.[/FONT] [FONT="]
The doctor is getting frustrated at this point, 'So, I guess he went golfing with you this morning too?'[/FONT]
[FONT="]'No. Grandad couldnae go this mornin' because he's getting married today.'[/FONT] [FONT="]
At this point the doctor is close to losing it. 'Getting married?? Why would a 118 year- old guy want to get married?'[/FONT]
[FONT="]'Who said he wanted to?'[/FONT]