Mark Wainwright
Well-Known Member
On his 70th birthday, a man was given a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate was for consultation with an Indian medicine manliving on a nearby reservation whowas rumored to have asimple cure forerectile dysfunction.
The husband went to the reservation andsaw the medicine man.The old Indian gave him a potion and, with a grip on his shoulder, warned 'This is a powerful medicine.
You takeonly a teaspoonful, and then say: '1-2-3.' When you do, you willbecome more manly than you have ever been in your life, and you can perform for as long as you want."
The man thanked the old Indian, and as he walked away, he turned and asked: "How do I stop the medicine from working?"
"Your partnermustsay '1-2-3-4,' he responded, "but when she does, the medicine will not workagain until the next full moon."
He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered, shaved,took a spoonful of the medicine,and then invited his wife to join him inthe bedroom.
When she came in, he took off his clothes and said: "1-2-3!" Immediately, he was the manliest of men. His wife was excited and beganthrowing off her clothes, and asked: "What was the 1-2-3 for?"
And that, boys and girls, is why we shouldnever end our sentences with a preposition, because we could end up with a dangling participle.
The husband went to the reservation andsaw the medicine man.The old Indian gave him a potion and, with a grip on his shoulder, warned 'This is a powerful medicine.
You takeonly a teaspoonful, and then say: '1-2-3.' When you do, you willbecome more manly than you have ever been in your life, and you can perform for as long as you want."
The man thanked the old Indian, and as he walked away, he turned and asked: "How do I stop the medicine from working?"
"Your partnermustsay '1-2-3-4,' he responded, "but when she does, the medicine will not workagain until the next full moon."
He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered, shaved,took a spoonful of the medicine,and then invited his wife to join him inthe bedroom.
When she came in, he took off his clothes and said: "1-2-3!" Immediately, he was the manliest of men. His wife was excited and beganthrowing off her clothes, and asked: "What was the 1-2-3 for?"
And that, boys and girls, is why we shouldnever end our sentences with a preposition, because we could end up with a dangling participle.
Yup at my age gettin lucky is finding my car in the parking lot
