A man was washed up on a beach after a
terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog
were washed up with him. After looking around, he realized
that they were stranded on a deserted
island.
After being there awhile, he got into the
habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every
evening to watch the sunset.
One particular
evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds,
the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for
romance.
As they sat there, the sheep started
looking better and better to the lonely man. Soon, he
leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. But the
sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until
the man took his arm from around the
sheep.
After that, the three of them continued to
enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more
cuddling.
A few weeks passed by and, lo and
behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was
Nancy Pelosi.
That evening, the man brought
Nancy to the evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful
evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze -
perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the man started
to get 'those feelings' again...
He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally
gave in and leaned over to Nancy and told her he hadn't had
sex for months. Nancy batted her eyelashes and asked if
there was anything she could do for him. He said, 'Would
you mind taking the dog for a walk?'
terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog
were washed up with him. After looking around, he realized
that they were stranded on a deserted
island.
After being there awhile, he got into the
habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every
evening to watch the sunset.
One particular
evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds,
the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for
romance.
As they sat there, the sheep started
looking better and better to the lonely man. Soon, he
leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. But the
sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until
the man took his arm from around the
sheep.
After that, the three of them continued to
enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more
cuddling.
A few weeks passed by and, lo and
behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was
Nancy Pelosi.
That evening, the man brought
Nancy to the evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful
evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze -
perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the man started
to get 'those feelings' again...
He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally
gave in and leaned over to Nancy and told her he hadn't had
sex for months. Nancy batted her eyelashes and asked if
there was anything she could do for him. He said, 'Would
you mind taking the dog for a walk?'
