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dartcuda

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I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not
allow me to take a leave I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then
he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside-down on the
ceiling and made funny noises.
My blonde co-worker asked me what I was doing? I told her that I was
pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss might think I was CRAZY"
and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are
you doing?"
I told him I was a light bulb.
He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a
couple of days".
I jumped down and walked out of the office.
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her
" And where do you think you're going?"
She said, "I'm goinghome too, I can't work in the dark.
 
good one dartcuda

Since my memory left me I found a new place to dwell Its ???? :dontknow:
 
I thought the blonde would try it too, then oh just something would fall out and she gets a raise and promotion. She is now vice president and the guy is still in the office.
 
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