So I pulled the old Dog Poop Trick on the Grandkids

[harrisonm]

We had the grandkids over the weekend; girl - 8 and boy - 6. I came into the house and had a chunk of mud on my shoe. So I said, “Oh, gross. I think I stepped in dog poop.” Then I picked it up and said, “it looks like dog poop.” I held it up to my nose and said, “It smells like dog poop,” Then I put it to my lips and said, “It even tastes like dog poop. Boy am I glad I didn’t step in it.” Then I held it out in their faces. They just about had a stroke. They were literally screaming. I had to convince them it was just mud.

 

[RustyRatRod]

lol

 

[Ahoey]

We had the grandkids over the weekend; girl - 8 and boy - 6. I came into the house and had a chunk of mud on my shoe. So I said, “Oh, gross. I think I stepped in dog poop.” Then I picked it up and said, “it looks like dog poop.” I held it up to my nose and said, “It smells like dog poop,” Then I put it to my lips and said, “It even tastes like dog poop. Boy am I glad I didn’t step in it.” Then I held it out in their faces. They just about had a stroke. They were literally screaming. I had to convince them it was just mud.

Caddy shack with the Oh Henry floating in the swimming pool LMAO

 

[JDMopar]

Sounds like an old Cheech & Chong skit. "Must be dog ****, let's go eat!"

 

[Dicer]

"Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow.

 

[Dartswinger70]

Have to get some chocolate fudge or something where you chew it swallow it smile and the brown is caked in between your teeth...

 

[Johnny Dart]

Well at least you didn't put dog poop in a paper bag, catch it on fire, and tell them to stomp it out.

 

[Dartswinger70]

Did anybody ever see "Pink Flamingoes" where the dog pooped on the ground and the guy picked it up and ate it?

I wont post because Im not aware of rules here but look up "Pink Flamingoes dog poop scene" on YT

 

[Brooks James]

We need pics, please

 

[Ahoey]

Standing around in my friends shop having a beer. I pulled a piece of that gunk they put around the tail lights. You know soft pliable kinda grey colour. Anyway I was squishing it and rolling it around in my fingers. My friend asked me “ what’s dat?” I shrugged my shoulders and handed to him. He looked at it and I said don’t know but I had a hell of a time getting it out of my nose. LMAO.
Word of caution Cops will be out in full force tonight and they will be pissed off because they have to work on New Year’s Eve. Not much mercy from a pissed off guy. Talk to you guys next year. Make it a great one. Happy New Year.

 

[harrisonm]

Have to get some chocolate fudge or something where you chew it swallow it smile and the brown is caked in between your teeth...

Well at least you didn't put dog poop in a paper bag, catch it on fire, and tell them to stomp it out.

These could very well be my next gags.

 

[Dfr360cuda]

So when we were kids around the breakfast table, I put a raisin in my nose and pulled it out and ate it in front of my sisters. Mom was not happy.

 

[Ahoey]

So when we were kids around the breakfast table, I put a raisin in my nose and pulled it out and ate it in front of my sisters. Mom was not happy.

Going to try that one LMAO

 

[diymirage]

Reminds me of the cadaver lab story
Wish I could remember it, but it had to do with switching fingers

 

[6PKRTSE]

My Dad always had one better than that for all of our family friends as we were kids. He tricked so many of them at different times.
My Dad would tell the neighbor kids he will give them $20.00 if they let him break 3 eggs over their head. They would get all excited because $20.00 was alot of money to us kids in the 70's/80's. He would proceed to break 2 of the eggs over their heads and then walk away. With that dumbfounded look on their faces, they would say. What about the 3rd egg so I can get my $20.00? He would then tell them that he didn't have $20.00 on him....

 

[Kern Dog]

Caddy shack with the Oh Henry floating in the swimming pool LMAO

I think that was a Baby Ruth.
2018 I tried something similar with my then 7 year old nephew. We were in the yard picking up dog turds. I put a Baby Ruth candy bar in the grass and bent down to pick it up, smelled it and took a bite. New knew it was bullshit. The kid isn’t great in school but he is strong on common sense.