Sent to me by my sons wife this morning :read2::toothy7:
Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30
years, reunited at a party. After several
drinks, one of the men had to use the rest
room. Those who remained talked about their
kids. The first guy said, 'My son is my pride
and joy. He started working at a successful
company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied
Economics and Business Administration and soon
began to climb the corporate ladder and now
he's the president of the company. He became so
rich that he gave his best friend a top of the
line Mercedes for his birthday.'
The second guy said, 'Darn, that's terrific! My
son is also my pride and joy. He started
working for a big airline, and then went to
flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he
became a partner in the company, where he owns
the majority of its assets. He's so rich that
he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his
birthday.'
The third man said: 'Well, that's terrific! My
son studied in the best universities and became
an engineer. Then he started his own
construction company and is now a
multimillionaire. He also gave away something
very nice and expensive to his best friend for
his birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion.'
The three friends congratulated each other just
as the fourth returned from the restroom and
asked: 'What are all the congratulations for?'
One of the three said: 'We were talking about
the pride we feel for the successes of our
sons. What about your son?'
The fourth man replied: 'My son is gay and
makes a living dancing as a stripper at a
nightclub.'
The three friends said: 'What a shame... what a
disappointment. '
The fourth man replied: 'No, I'm not ashamed.
He's my son and I love him. And he hasn't done
too bad either. His birthday was two weeks ago,
and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot
mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line
Mercedes from his three boyfriends
Ya never know. :sign5:
Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30
years, reunited at a party. After several
drinks, one of the men had to use the rest
room. Those who remained talked about their
kids. The first guy said, 'My son is my pride
and joy. He started working at a successful
company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied
Economics and Business Administration and soon
began to climb the corporate ladder and now
he's the president of the company. He became so
rich that he gave his best friend a top of the
line Mercedes for his birthday.'
The second guy said, 'Darn, that's terrific! My
son is also my pride and joy. He started
working for a big airline, and then went to
flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he
became a partner in the company, where he owns
the majority of its assets. He's so rich that
he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his
birthday.'
The third man said: 'Well, that's terrific! My
son studied in the best universities and became
an engineer. Then he started his own
construction company and is now a
multimillionaire. He also gave away something
very nice and expensive to his best friend for
his birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion.'
The three friends congratulated each other just
as the fourth returned from the restroom and
asked: 'What are all the congratulations for?'
One of the three said: 'We were talking about
the pride we feel for the successes of our
sons. What about your son?'
The fourth man replied: 'My son is gay and
makes a living dancing as a stripper at a
nightclub.'
The three friends said: 'What a shame... what a
disappointment. '
The fourth man replied: 'No, I'm not ashamed.
He's my son and I love him. And he hasn't done
too bad either. His birthday was two weeks ago,
and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot
mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line
Mercedes from his three boyfriends
Ya never know. :sign5:
