Speaking of Farm Animals

[Rob]

Charlie walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:
"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."


His wife is lying in bed and replies: "I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot."


The man says: "I think you'll find that I wasn't talking to you."

 

['64 Cuda]

Two bulls are in a field standing knee deep in snow. One says to the other "It sure is cold out here. I think I'll go back to the barn & slip into a nice warm jersey."