Strange requests

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diymirage

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As im sure you guys know, I am a great guy

I'm the kinda guy you call when there is no one else to call on, and changes are, I'll drop what I'm doing to come help you out

(Yes, even if you are the dreaded S word)

now, that being the case i have had some odd requests over the years, but two of em came in this week alone.


first i got a text from the wife of a friend of ours, she lives up the road from my kids school and she had ordered some pizza, a brownie and a 2 liter
she was having some issues getting her 2 liter open and if i were to swing by she'd give me half the brownie...if i could open the 2 liter


(yeah, this scene is exactly what ran through my head)





then i got a call from the lady across the street
she was wondering if i could get in touch with UofM for her (BOO!) to see how to get her into the body donation program
and just so we are clear, this is her dead body she is talking about


and that was just this week
 
I got a call once from my boss' new girlfriend asking me to drive to the other side of town and bring her a pack of cigarettes at 9:30 pm.

I declined.
 
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