MOBodyman
Well-Known Member
Are you tired of those sissy-*** "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship:
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad!
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3 When you smile -- I will know you finally got some!
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ***! (I thought you were dancing!).
9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; "because you are my friend".
Remember......A good friend will help you move.........
a REALLY good friend will help you move a body.......
Let me know if you ever need me to bring a shovel.
Friendship is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth !
Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of 4.
Dallas
missourimopar.com
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad!
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3 When you smile -- I will know you finally got some!
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ***! (I thought you were dancing!).
9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; "because you are my friend".
Remember......A good friend will help you move.........
a REALLY good friend will help you move a body.......
Let me know if you ever need me to bring a shovel.
Friendship is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth !
Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of 4.
Dallas
missourimopar.com
