bamacuda
Well-Known Member
A man just finished reading a book entitled,"You Can Be The Man Of Your House."
He walked into the kitchen and announced sternly to his wife,"From now on, you will understand that I am the man of this house and my word is the law." You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, followed by a sumptuous dessert. Afterward, you and I will go upstairs, and we will have the kind of sex that I want.
After that, you will draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back, towel me dry, and bring me my robe. Then, you will message my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair. To that, the wife replies,"The funeral director would be my first guess, dear!
He walked into the kitchen and announced sternly to his wife,"From now on, you will understand that I am the man of this house and my word is the law." You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, followed by a sumptuous dessert. Afterward, you and I will go upstairs, and we will have the kind of sex that I want.
After that, you will draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back, towel me dry, and bring me my robe. Then, you will message my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair. To that, the wife replies,"The funeral director would be my first guess, dear!
