1970valiant
young gun
Supermans at home bored with no crime going on so he decides to call up batman, "yo batman wanna chill later?", batman replied, "no sorry got to go stop the joker". So superman hangs up and try's spiderman, "hey wanna hang out today?" and spiderman *was like, "sorry bro I'm gonna bang marry Jane today". Superman hangs up and decides to fly over to superwoman's house and see what she's is doing. He flys over and sees her bending over naked like she's trying to grad something. And superman's says to himself, " I bet I could fly in so fast and do a little something something and fly out with out anyone knowing". So he does and there is a loud POP. superwoman stood up and whispered "what was that?" and invisible man said, "I dont know... but my butt hurts!"*
