Talking dog

[krazykuda]

A dog walks into a bar, hops up on a stool, puts his paws on the bar, looks right into the bartender's eyes, and says, "Hi there! Guess what? I'm a talking dog. Have you ever seen a talking dog before? How about a drink for the talking dog?"

The bartender thinks for a moment and says, "Alright, the toilet's right around the corner."

 

[CudaChick1968]

Baaaaaaddddddddddd ... but I'm still laughing.

 

[67Dart273]

Man goes out to a farm to look at some equipment.

Talking to the farmer, the farmers dog comes up and says "hi, how YOU doin?"

The man was flabbergasted. Farmer says, "oh that's nothing."

The dog started in, talking about all his exploits, where he'd been, what he'd done, how high a fence he could jump, and on and on.

"WOW" shouted the man, "that's fantastic. That dog must be worth a million bucks."

"You want 'em?" says the farmer, "50 bucks, 'es yours."

"Good grief" says the man, "why so cheap? He's worth a LOT more."

"Aw" says the farmer, "that dog's a liar. He hasn't done any of that stuff he claims."