cavemanmoron
Well-Known Member
THAT big?
In old Italy, a young couple had just gotten married and being without much money, they were staying at her Mamas house.
The young husband had arrived home early from the factory one day. He kissed his new wife and asked her to join him upstairs. The bride, being very shy, had never seen her husband naked during the daylight hours. She was nervous, but Mama, who was cooking spaghetti, told her to go up stairs and enjoy!
Moments later, the young bride came running downstairs, Mama, Mama, she called, He took off his shirt and his chest is so hairy, is this normal? she asked.
Mama replied, Child, this is normal. Go backa uppa stairs & enjoy! She continued to stir the large kettle of spaghetti.
Moments later, the young bride again came running downstairs. Mama, Mama, she called, He took off his pants and his legs are so big and muscular, is this normal?
Mama replied, Bambina, this is normal, go backa uppa stairs, & enjoy! She returned to stirring the large kettle of spaghetti.
Upon re-entering the bedroom, the bride watched her husband take off his socks, only to reveal that one foot had been chopped in half in an accident at the factory, several years earlier. The young bride came running downstairs all upset, Mama, Mama, she called, He has a foot and a half!
Mama replied, Child, you stir spaghetti, Ima gonna go uppa stairs! :snakeman:
In old Italy, a young couple had just gotten married and being without much money, they were staying at her Mamas house.
The young husband had arrived home early from the factory one day. He kissed his new wife and asked her to join him upstairs. The bride, being very shy, had never seen her husband naked during the daylight hours. She was nervous, but Mama, who was cooking spaghetti, told her to go up stairs and enjoy!
Moments later, the young bride came running downstairs, Mama, Mama, she called, He took off his shirt and his chest is so hairy, is this normal? she asked.
Mama replied, Child, this is normal. Go backa uppa stairs & enjoy! She continued to stir the large kettle of spaghetti.
Moments later, the young bride again came running downstairs. Mama, Mama, she called, He took off his pants and his legs are so big and muscular, is this normal?
Mama replied, Bambina, this is normal, go backa uppa stairs, & enjoy! She returned to stirring the large kettle of spaghetti.
Upon re-entering the bedroom, the bride watched her husband take off his socks, only to reveal that one foot had been chopped in half in an accident at the factory, several years earlier. The young bride came running downstairs all upset, Mama, Mama, she called, He has a foot and a half!
Mama replied, Child, you stir spaghetti, Ima gonna go uppa stairs! :snakeman:
