Bacon Tree
Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into theUnited
States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just
lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says.........
"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."
"Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. "
With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in
the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.
There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked
bacon ... every imaginable kind of cured pork.
"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree."
"Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget."
"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like
bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree."
And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5
metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun
opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns
Pepe with his dying breath,
"Pepe... go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"
"Luis, Luis mi amigo... what ees it?"
"Pepe.. ees not a bacon tree. Ees
Ees
Ees
Ees
Ees a ham bush....."
Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into theUnited
States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just
lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says.........
"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."
"Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. "
With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in
the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.
There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked
bacon ... every imaginable kind of cured pork.
"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree."
"Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget."
"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like
bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree."
And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5
metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun
opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns
Pepe with his dying breath,
"Pepe... go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"
"Luis, Luis mi amigo... what ees it?"
"Pepe.. ees not a bacon tree. Ees
Ees
Ees
Ees
Ees a ham bush....."
