The difference if you marry an alberta girl

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Three friends married women from different parts of the world.....

The first man married a Filipino. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning.




It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.



The second man married a Thai. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking.
The first day he didn’t see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from ALBERTA .

He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn’t see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day,
some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.


He still has some difficulty when he pees.
 
Thats funny and having dated a couple of alberta girls not to far off the truth.
 
I married a girl from here in Arkansas and asked these things of her also.
Well she did take the trash out and clean the bed room the first day and I complained :protest::protest:
The next day the bed room was cleaned and trash was taken out but nothing ells was dun :protest: and I was hungry!!! Then a smile ran across my face when I seen a 30 pack of beer in the fridge :D So I kept her for 33 years now gdrill :D

Thank you for a good laugh this morning gdrill :cheers:
 
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