SCredneck
LARGE member
The funeral was one to remember. The deceased was a well-respected cardiologist. Behind the casket was a huge stone heart. After the eulogies were finished, the casket was rolled into the heart and the heart closed around him. Suddenly, laughter erupts the back of the huge crowd in attendance. Realizing that all eyes are now on him, the offender stops laughing long enough to explain, "I was just imagining my own funeral. You see, I'm a gynecologist."
About 2 seconds later, the proctologist fainted.
About 2 seconds later, the proctologist fainted.
