The Husband Store

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805moparkid

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[/FONT][FONT=&quot]Husband Store[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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[/FONT][FONT=&quot]A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City,[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]at the entrance is a description of how the[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]store operates:[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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[/FONT][FONT=&quot]You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]down except to exit the building![/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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[/FONT][FONT=&quot]So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]the first floor the sign on the door reads:[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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[/FONT][FONT=&quot]Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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[/FONT][FONT=&quot]She is intrigued, but continues to the[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]second floor, where the sign reads:[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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[/FONT][FONT=&quot]Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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[/FONT][FONT=&quot]'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]So she continues upward.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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[/FONT][FONT=&quot]Floo[/FONT][FONT=&quot]r[/FONT][FONT=&quot] 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids , and are Extremely[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]Good Looking.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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[/FONT][FONT=&quot]'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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[/FONT][FONT=&quot]Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]Looking and Help With Housework.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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[/FONT][FONT=&quot]'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]Still, she goes on.....[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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[/FONT][FONT=&quot]Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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[/FONT][FONT=&quot]She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor,[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]where the sign reads:[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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[/FONT][FONT=&quot]Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]men on this floor. [/FONT][FONT=&quot]T[/FONT][FONT=&quot]his floor exists solely as proof that women are[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]impossible to please.[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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[/FONT][FONT=&quot]Thank you for shopping at the Husband[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]Store.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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[/FONT][FONT=&quot]PLEASE NOTE:[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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[/FONT][FONT=&quot]To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]Wives store just across the street.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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[/FONT][FONT=&quot]The first floor has wives that love sex.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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[/FONT][FONT=&quot]The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]like beer.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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[/FONT][FONT=&quot]The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]visited.[/FONT]
 
Man,I love it!Only one improvement.3rd floor,Newwives store.Wives have money,love sex and beer,and Mopars!
 
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