The lady and her dog

[Mark Wainwright]

A lady has a dog that she believes is going deaf, as it refuses to come to her when called, and seems to ignore her when she speaks to it

She takes the dog to the vet, he gives it a complete physical checkup, and tells the lady that the dog was not deaf , but had excessive hair in its ears, making its hearing poor.

He advises her that the only treatment required was hair removal cream in each ear,

He had non in stock, but said that any depilatory cream from the chemist would do the job, and would be cheaper than a canine brand anyway.

So the lady goes along to the local pharmacy and selects a cream, and takes it to the counter to pay for it

The pharmacist warns the lady of possible skin reaction if she applied it to her legs, and to stay out of the sun..........and the lady replies that it is not for her legs.

The pharmacist then says, well if it's for your armpits, I would dilute it 50-50 with water..... .and the lady replies that it is not for her armpits.

The pharmacist looks confused, and asks the lady where she was going to remove hair from with the cream.

The lady smiles at him, and says it's for my Schnauzer.............the pharmacist then lent forward and whispered ' In that case, I wouldn't ride a bike for a couple of days'

 

[Ahoey]

A lady has a dog that she believes is going deaf, as it refuses to come to her when called, and seems to ignore her when she speaks to it

She takes the dog to the vet, he gives it a complete physical checkup, and tells the lady that the dog was not deaf , but had excessive hair in its ears, making its hearing poor.

He advises her that the only treatment required was hair removal cream in each ear,

He had non in stock, but said that any depilatory cream from the chemist would do the job, and would be cheaper than a canine brand anyway.

So the lady goes along to the local pharmacy and selects a cream, and takes it to the counter to pay for it

The pharmacist warns the lady of possible skin reaction if she applied it to her legs, and to stay out of the sun..........and the lady replies that it is not for her legs.

The pharmacist then says, well if it's for your armpits, I would dilute it 50-50 with water..... .and the lady replies that it is not for her armpits.

The pharmacist looks confused, and asks the lady where she was going to remove hair from with the cream.

The lady smiles at him, and says it's for my Schnauzer.............the pharmacist then lent forward and whispered ' In that case, I wouldn't ride a bike for a couple of days'

You posted a pic of u self a while back. Rooting through some stuff looking for an old receipt from Kens custom auto machine missing Linc should know that name. Anyway found this made me laugh. Bought dart dec 74 pic is July aug 75 WOW 46 years wtf that’s crazy

 

[missing linc]

You posted a pic of u self a while back. Rooting through some stuff looking for an old receipt from Kens custom auto machine missing Linc should know that name. Anyway found this made me laugh. Bought dart dec 74 pic is July aug 75 WOW 46 years wtf that’s crazy View attachment 1715633469

Yup, I remember Ken's Custom Auto, along with Forzley chassis, A&G Auto, to name a few.

 

[Ahoey]

Yup, I remember Ken's Custom Auto, along with Forzley chassis, A&G Auto, to name a few.

Ya ken did my first engine for the dart back in 81. 12.4 to 1 pistons 560 solid lifter cam weiland x plane intake swinging pickup oil pump along with numerous other tricks. That’s when u could still buy pump gas to run it. Sounded wicked and could light’em up when it shifted into 2nd (727). Detuned motor a lot now it’s a Sunday cruiser. But it’s still my dart.