SCredneck
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A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked,"What are those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are LIE CLOCKS. Everyone on earth has a LIE CLOCK. Every time you tell a lie the hands on your clock will move." "I see." said the man. He then asked "Whose clock is that?" St Peter said "That's Mother Teresa's clock. The hands have never moved indicating that she never told a lie." The man said, "That's incredible! And whose clock is that?" St.Peter responded "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice telling us that Abe told only two lies in his life." So the man looks around and says "Where's Obama, Reid and Pelosi's clocks?" And St Peter says "Oh, they're in Jesus' office. He's using them for ceiling fans."
