The Sheer Nightgown
A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee
for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to
$500 in price -- the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts
for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it
to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.
Upstairs the wife thinks (she's no dummy), "I have an idea. It's so
sheer that it might as w ell be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll
do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for
myself."
She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
The husband says, "Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least
iron it!"
He never heard the shot.
Funeral on Thursday at Noon. Closed coffin......donations in lieu of
flowers to the National Association for Retarded Husbands (NARH).
A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee
for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to
$500 in price -- the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts
for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it
to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.
Upstairs the wife thinks (she's no dummy), "I have an idea. It's so
sheer that it might as w ell be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll
do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for
myself."
She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
The husband says, "Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least
iron it!"
He never heard the shot.
Funeral on Thursday at Noon. Closed coffin......donations in lieu of
flowers to the National Association for Retarded Husbands (NARH).
