The 'Ugly Cousin' .. treasures found!

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RSie

RSie

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I told the resident 16 yr old boy he had to take the Dart to his driving test in a month or so, so he needs to clean it it. No, he didn't believe me, but he dug in and cleaned it out anyway. 'Dad... is this a condom!?'.. yes, yes it is. He later found vials of breath freshener, and a packet of sex lube. My man! I took all this into the house, and asked the wife if she wanted to go parking in the Dart... sadly, she wasn't on board with that scenario.

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I'm still trying to get an explanation from the P.O. on the turkey baster we found under the seat of my sons Dart.
 
When I recently pulled the gas tank out of my Dart there was a spark plug wire in the gas tank. WTF?
 
Walker434 said:
When I recently pulled the gas tank out of my Dart there was a spark plug wire in the gas tank. WTF?
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That sounds like kids at work. I remember when I was about 6 or 7 and my brother caught me dropping rocks down into the tank on his '68 Charger... it had such a cool pop up gas cap! Thank god my mother intervened...if not, I would have had a short life :)
 
Yea my 5 year old year ago dropped a stubby phillips into my 5 gal gas can. Found it years later, a little yellow but still intact.
 
Walker434 said:
When I recently pulled the gas tank out of my Dart there was a spark plug wire in the gas tank. WTF?
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That’s just to keep the gas grounded to the tank...nothing to be concerned with. But I hope you put it back and hooked it up properly...nobody wants ungrounded gas.
 
Ddaddy said:
That’s just to keep the gas grounded to the tank...nothing to be concerned with. But I hope you put it back and hooked it up properly...nobody wants ungrounded gas.
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Great. Now i have to pull the gas tank out of the Cuda to make sure I have one.
 
The pic won't open for me but I'm really hoping it wasn't a used one!

I found a condom (in vintage pkg) stashed in hoopty when I first brought him home. Was stuck in the drivers side pillar
 
Dantra said:
The pic won't open for me but I'm really hoping it wasn't a used one!

I found a condom (in vintage pkg) stashed in hoopty when I first brought him home. Was stuck in the drivers side pillar
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Emergency stash!
 
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