Xcptshnl1
Well-Known Member
I grew-up in a very small backwoods town. I now live in a "big city". Recently, I looked up and found this disclaimer on one of my home town newspaper's website homepage:
"Void where prohibited by law,
not valid in most states,
tag should only be removed by the consumer,
don't drink and drive in front of cops,
use no hooks,
keep out of reach of miners or other people who work underground, shake before use,
pass gas with caution,
keep all hands and appendages inside the vehicle at all times,
do not stand up until the ride has come to a complete stop,
post no bills,
enter at your own risk,
no parking in the white zone,
slow traffic use right lane,
no U turns,
please add $4.95 for shipping and handling,
no CODs ,
Visa, Master card and American Express are credit cards.
Caution filling is hot,
please don't flush applicator down the toilet,
rinse and repeat,
spread evenly over affected area,
prolonged use may cause urinary discomfort,
dispose of properly."
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"Void where prohibited by law,
not valid in most states,
tag should only be removed by the consumer,
don't drink and drive in front of cops,
use no hooks,
keep out of reach of miners or other people who work underground, shake before use,
pass gas with caution,
keep all hands and appendages inside the vehicle at all times,
do not stand up until the ride has come to a complete stop,
post no bills,
enter at your own risk,
no parking in the white zone,
slow traffic use right lane,
no U turns,
please add $4.95 for shipping and handling,
no CODs ,
Visa, Master card and American Express are credit cards.
Caution filling is hot,
please don't flush applicator down the toilet,
rinse and repeat,
spread evenly over affected area,
prolonged use may cause urinary discomfort,
dispose of properly."
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