Bigdummy
Not a Nova
> TOO OLD TO SQUAT
>
>
>
> An elderly man really took care of his body. He lifted weights and
> jogged six miles every day. One morning he looked into the mirror,
> admiring his body, and noticed that he was suntanned all over with
> the exception of his *****. So he decided to do something about that.
>
>
>
> He went to the beach, undressed completely, and buried himself in
> the sand, except for his *****, which he left sticking out of the
> sand.
>
>
>
> A bit later, two little old ladies came strolling along the beach,
> one using a cane to help her get along. Upon seeing the thing
> sticking out of the sand, the lady with the cane began to move the
> ***** around with her cane.
>
>
>
> Remarking to the other little old lady, she said, "There really is
> no justice in the world."
>
>
>
> The other little old lady asked, "What do you mean by that?"
>
>
>
> The first little old lady replied, "Look at that. When I was 20, I
> was curious about it. When I was 30, I enjoyed it. When I was 40, I
> asked for it. When I was 50, I paid for it. When I was 60, I prayed
> for it. When I was 70, I forgot about it.
> "Now that I'm 80, the damned things are growing wild, and I'm too
> old to squat."
>
>
>
>
> An elderly man really took care of his body. He lifted weights and
> jogged six miles every day. One morning he looked into the mirror,
> admiring his body, and noticed that he was suntanned all over with
> the exception of his *****. So he decided to do something about that.
>
>
>
> He went to the beach, undressed completely, and buried himself in
> the sand, except for his *****, which he left sticking out of the
> sand.
>
>
>
> A bit later, two little old ladies came strolling along the beach,
> one using a cane to help her get along. Upon seeing the thing
> sticking out of the sand, the lady with the cane began to move the
> ***** around with her cane.
>
>
>
> Remarking to the other little old lady, she said, "There really is
> no justice in the world."
>
>
>
> The other little old lady asked, "What do you mean by that?"
>
>
>
> The first little old lady replied, "Look at that. When I was 20, I
> was curious about it. When I was 30, I enjoyed it. When I was 40, I
> asked for it. When I was 50, I paid for it. When I was 60, I prayed
> for it. When I was 70, I forgot about it.
> "Now that I'm 80, the damned things are growing wild, and I'm too
> old to squat."
>
