Traffic stop

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>
> An elderly man was stopped by the
> police around 2 A.M. and was
> asked where he was going at that time of night.
>
> The man replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about
> alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as
> well as smoking and staying out
> late."
>
>
> The officer then asked, "Really? Who's
> giving that lecture at this time of
> night?"
>
>
> The man replied, "That would be my wife,
> sir."
>
>
>

 

[Coyote Jack]

Ha ha, that's a good one. I have to show it to the wife. hehe

Jack