Trip to Vegas

[65LoveAffair]

A man boarded his plane in Chicago, bound for Las Vegas. He had finally saved enough to fly First Class so all the better. As he approached his seat, he was surprised to see a gorgeous blonde already sitting in it. He approached, looked at his boarding pass and then at the seat number on the overhead, and they both matched. He said to the blonde, "Excuse me, but I think you're in my seat." The blonde looked at him and said, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to Vegas First Class!" The man looked at her for a second then said, "That's fine, but you're in my seat." Once again, the blonde just said, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to Vegas First Class!" At that point, the man went to get a Flight Attendant. When he explained the situation, the flight attendant came over and asked to see the blonde's boarding pass. When it was handed over, the flight attendant looked at it, and said, "Ma'am, your seat is back in Coach. You are going to have to vacate this gentleman's seat and move to your own!" Again, the blonde recited her mantra, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to Vegas First Class!" The attendant looked at her for a moment, then told the man, "I'll be right back!"
She walked toward the front of the plane, and then returned a few minutes later with the Captain. As they walked up, the man heard her finish telling the Captain what was going on. The Captain looked at the blonde for a moment and then leaned down and whispered something in her ear. The blonde jumped up with a panicked look on her face, grabbed her carryon, and disappeared into the back of the plane. The flight attendant and the passenger looked at the Captain in astonishment and then the attendant asked, "Captain, what did you say to her?" The Captain gave a smug smile and said, "I told her First Class wasn't going to Vegas!"

 

[Rice Nuker]

hehe. Dang!

 

[Muad'Dib15]

Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes, that ****'ll come back with you.