rtse440
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Just received this one from one of my Canadian friends
True Friendship Among Car Buddies
This guy brings one of his best friends home, unannounced, for dinner at 6:30, after a swap meet. His wife screams her head off while his friend sits open mouthed and listens to the tirade.
"My bloody hair & makeup are not done, the house is a f****** mess, the dishes aren't done. Can't you see I'm still in my f****** pyjamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! Why the f*** did you bring him home unannounced you stupid idiot?
"Because he's thinking of getting married."
True Friendship Among Car Buddies
This guy brings one of his best friends home, unannounced, for dinner at 6:30, after a swap meet. His wife screams her head off while his friend sits open mouthed and listens to the tirade.
"My bloody hair & makeup are not done, the house is a f****** mess, the dishes aren't done. Can't you see I'm still in my f****** pyjamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! Why the f*** did you bring him home unannounced you stupid idiot?
"Because he's thinking of getting married."
