dartcuda
Mopar Or No Car
> > > > >> Two very elderly friends, Max and Wally, met in
>> >> the park every day to
>> >> feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss
>> >> world problems. One
>> >> day Wally didn't show up Max didn't think much
>> >> about it, figured maybe
>> >> he had a cold or some such.
>> >> >> But after Wally hadn't shown up for a week or so
>> >> Max really got worried.
>> >> However, the only time they ever got together
>> >> anymore (they used to play
>> >> a lot of golf together) was at the park, and Max
>> >> couldn't remember where
>> >> Wally lived so he was unable to find out what had
>> >> happened tohim.
>> >> >> A month passed and Max figured old Wally had gone
>> >> to his heavenly
>> >> reward, but one day Max approached the park and,
>> >> lo and behold, there
>> >> sat Wally!
>> >> >> Max was very excited and happy to see him and told
>> >> him so! Then he said,
>> >> "For crying out loud Wally, what happened to
>> >> you???"
>> >> >> Wally replied, "I have been in jail."
>> >> >> "Jail???," cried Max!! "What in the world for???"
>> >> >> "Well," Wally said, "You know Sue, that cute
>> >> little blonde waitress at
>> >> the coffee shop where we sometimes get coffee?"
>> >> >> Yeah" said MAX, "I remember her. What about her?"
>> >> >> "Well one day last month she got mad at me andto
>> >> get even, she charged
>> >> me with rape. I was so proud of what everyone
>> >> would think an old fart
>> >> like me could still do that, when I got into
>> >> court, I pled 'Guilty'. The
>> >> judge then took a good look at me and gave me 30
>> >> days for perjury."
>> >> the park every day to
>> >> feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss
>> >> world problems. One
>> >> day Wally didn't show up Max didn't think much
>> >> about it, figured maybe
>> >> he had a cold or some such.
>> >> >> But after Wally hadn't shown up for a week or so
>> >> Max really got worried.
>> >> However, the only time they ever got together
>> >> anymore (they used to play
>> >> a lot of golf together) was at the park, and Max
>> >> couldn't remember where
>> >> Wally lived so he was unable to find out what had
>> >> happened tohim.
>> >> >> A month passed and Max figured old Wally had gone
>> >> to his heavenly
>> >> reward, but one day Max approached the park and,
>> >> lo and behold, there
>> >> sat Wally!
>> >> >> Max was very excited and happy to see him and told
>> >> him so! Then he said,
>> >> "For crying out loud Wally, what happened to
>> >> you???"
>> >> >> Wally replied, "I have been in jail."
>> >> >> "Jail???," cried Max!! "What in the world for???"
>> >> >> "Well," Wally said, "You know Sue, that cute
>> >> little blonde waitress at
>> >> the coffee shop where we sometimes get coffee?"
>> >> >> Yeah" said MAX, "I remember her. What about her?"
>> >> >> "Well one day last month she got mad at me andto
>> >> get even, she charged
>> >> me with rape. I was so proud of what everyone
>> >> would think an old fart
>> >> like me could still do that, when I got into
>> >> court, I pled 'Guilty'. The
>> >> judge then took a good look at me and gave me 30
>> >> days for perjury."
