Ugly baby!

[intergalactica]

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’'ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”

 

[340 Dart]

:sign5: That is a pretty good one!

 

[68 Sedan]

Maybe a Dingo ate her baby

 

[71FJ6demon]

Here's a funny and TRUE story that happened here in Detroit. Apparently a couple thought there might have been a mix-up when they took their new baby home. The local news got a hold of the story and interviewed the mom and the couple who they thought the mix-up had occured with. The other mom, who insisted that there was no mistake said on camera,"That's not my baby, that baby's ugly!" It turned out after the blood/dna test that the baby's had been switched after all.