inkjunkie
Well-Known Member
A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check He
marched straight up to the counter and said, ' Hi. You know, I just HATE
drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job.'
The social worker behind the counter said, ' Your timing is excellent.
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
Chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive
around in his 2008 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your
clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also
be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This
is rather awkward to say but you will also have as part of your job
assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her
mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive. A two-bedroom loft type
apartment with plasma TV, stereo, bar, etc. located above the garage,
will be designated for your sole use and the salary is $200,000 a year.'
The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, ' You're bull$hittin' me!
The social worker said, ' Yeah, well . . You started it.'
marched straight up to the counter and said, ' Hi. You know, I just HATE
drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job.'
The social worker behind the counter said, ' Your timing is excellent.
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
Chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive
around in his 2008 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your
clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also
be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This
is rather awkward to say but you will also have as part of your job
assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her
mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive. A two-bedroom loft type
apartment with plasma TV, stereo, bar, etc. located above the garage,
will be designated for your sole use and the salary is $200,000 a year.'
The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, ' You're bull$hittin' me!
The social worker said, ' Yeah, well . . You started it.'
