Well I did it

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mopardads67

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I finally ate my first stink bug.I new with the large population it wouldn't be long.I was eating some left over pasta salad from a cookout we had and sure enough I chewed it and swallowed it.The only thing I thought to do was to keep shoving more food in my mouth to get rid of the tast.I snorted through my nose and that made it worse.I checked on the internet to see if they are toxic and found out that they are not only non-toxic people actual roast them and eat them that way.They did not recommend eating them raw,go figure must have something to do with the taste.
 
Try one roasted if you dare... But I am too much of a chicken to eat one.
 
I do know they taste just like they smell.I think I'll pass on the roasted recipe.My farts always smell delicious(to me anyway).
 
See! I told you salads were bad news!
(blame it on the salad and it'll give you an out for eating hamburger steak tonight!)
 
Next barbecue, replace the olives in your pasta salad with a handful of stink bugs and surprise the guests! They might even compliment you on it, just to be polite, while they're forcing a weird grin.
 
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