Wheels Of Terror
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I will watch tomorrow.
PanGasket
has cork sides
1974 Dodge Charger in a B movie, correct?
magnumdust
Well-Known Member
40:00 or so, that's two action figures in a muddy stream. lol
magnumdust
Well-Known Member
Cliff notes after watching it.
Technically *spoiler*, but i swear i'm saving a lot of people some wasted time. 90% of the car stuff isnt event worth watching. So here goes:
- Old charger kills stranded dad, picks up his daughter
-Police find the daughter
-Main character(who sucks and is annoying) Gets hired at a local school driving a slow-kids bus
-Inexplicably, the mechanic has turned this bus into a 4spd hotrod bus.
-old charger picks up and molests a little girl
-old charger harasses the main character in a very terrible "duel eske" manner.
-No one in town, apparently even people who had to dodge the charger on the road, know about the car's existence(maybe it runs on pedo-fuel?)
-Another girl is picked up and molested, this time murdered
-See above, terrible scene with action figures
-Main character's daughter is abducted by the charger in front of her
-many many many plot holes
-Watch for 20 minutes as they a duel at a slow speed in slow motion
- Charger becomes the general lee and kills a cop
-another 20 minutes of nothingness.
-Final duel in a quarry, daughter(who i presume is a little "slow") suddenly realizes she needs to get out of the car
-Gets on bus
-The main character pushes the charger off a cliff...it dies...
-Then comes back(making no sense) and is pushed off a cliff again where it explodes.
-A day later, the pope says denys the car was doing it and transfers it to a new city....err scratch that, i just thought that could be one way to redeem this turd...atleast that'd be funny.
Technically *spoiler*, but i swear i'm saving a lot of people some wasted time. 90% of the car stuff isnt event worth watching. So here goes:
- Old charger kills stranded dad, picks up his daughter
-Police find the daughter
-Main character(who sucks and is annoying) Gets hired at a local school driving a slow-kids bus
-Inexplicably, the mechanic has turned this bus into a 4spd hotrod bus.
-old charger picks up and molests a little girl
-old charger harasses the main character in a very terrible "duel eske" manner.
-No one in town, apparently even people who had to dodge the charger on the road, know about the car's existence(maybe it runs on pedo-fuel?)
-Another girl is picked up and molested, this time murdered
-See above, terrible scene with action figures
-Main character's daughter is abducted by the charger in front of her
-many many many plot holes
-Watch for 20 minutes as they a duel at a slow speed in slow motion
- Charger becomes the general lee and kills a cop
-another 20 minutes of nothingness.
-Final duel in a quarry, daughter(who i presume is a little "slow") suddenly realizes she needs to get out of the car
-Gets on bus
-The main character pushes the charger off a cliff...it dies...
-Then comes back(making no sense) and is pushed off a cliff again where it explodes.
-A day later, the pope says denys the car was doing it and transfers it to a new city....err scratch that, i just thought that could be one way to redeem this turd...atleast that'd be funny.
goldfish65
Well-Known Member
Thanks for sharing this, it should go in the Bad TV Movies Hall Of Fame. It's just sooo bad so many ways, it's awesome! They just don't make movies like this anymore!! Thanks Kegan71:cheers:
spikekid999
MOPAR OR NO CAR!!!
was a cheesy movie, but damn that charger looked MEAN! i love it
PanGasket
has cork sides
only upside to the movie. I just wish they woulda made a charger grille like that factory. Now if I ever get a late Charger, Imma make the grille like that :cheers:
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