Which Door?

[krazykuda]

Q: If your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first?

A: The dog, of course. At least he'll shut up after you let him in.

 

[65LoveAffair]

If you lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of a car, and then go open it up two hours later, which one is going to be happy to see you? Proof that a dog is man's best friend.

EDIT: Be warned. My wife, MommaCat, just saw this and is logging in to the site on her phone. May God have mercy on our souls!

 

[MommaCat]

65 You better not let me out! That's all I have to say!

 

[clhyer]

MommaCat, are you a Dr. Who fan?
C

 

[krazykuda]

MommaCat, are you a Dr. Who fan?
C

My ex was a Dr. who fan. I have a Dr. Who pinball machine!!!!

I'm a fan of the pinball machine.