I got this one on an email.
The wisdom of Larry the Cable Guy......
- A day without sunshine is like night.
- On the other, hand you have different fingers.
- 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
- 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
- He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
- Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
- The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
- Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
- A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
- Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
- If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
- How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
- OK, so what's the speed of dark?
- When everything is coming your way, you're in the lane.
- Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
- How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
- Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jets engines.
- What happens if you get scared to death, twice?
- Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
- Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, "What the heck happened?"
- Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would fall off.
- Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
- Life isn't like a box of chocolates, it's more like a jar of jalapeños. What you do today, might scorch your posterior tomorrow.
