*ww* old lady

[Bigdummy]

A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door
of
a
sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few
feet
across the store to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter and
grabbing it for support,stuttering she asks the sales clerk: "Dddooo
youuuu
hhhave dddddiilllldosss?"

The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies: "Yes we
do
have dildos. Actually we carry many different models."
The old woman then asks: "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu ccaarrryy aaa pppinkk
onnee, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt ttwoo inchesss
ththiickk...aaand rrunns by bbaatteries?
The clerk responds, "Yes we do."

She asks: " Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww tttooo ttturrrnnn
ttthe
ssunoooffabbitch offffff?"

 

[Cerwin]

hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..

crazy old bat.

 

[Longgone]

IIII llllliiiiikkkkkee ttttthaaaattt ooooonnnneee.....

 

[Longgone]

I heard something similar where a man sees the doctor for a stuttering problem. PPPllease ddddoctor help mmme , my wife can`t ssssstand my stutttering and sshhhe said she wwwwwould llleave me if I dddddidn`t dddo ssssomething about it. After a brief exam the doctors diagnosis; your ***** is much too long and if we cut a few inches off it I guarantee no more stuttering. OOOOk doc wwwhatever it tttakes!!! The surgery was done and sure enough the man was cured, no more stuttering. A month went by then two and all seemed well until the man came back to the doctors office. Doctor please you have to help me ,I can`t satisfy my wife now and she says she`s going to leave me. I must have my old ***** back!!! To that the doctor replies, I`m ssssorry, IIIII wwwwish IIIIII cccould hhelp yyyyyyou.

 

[memike]

Thanks for that great laugh !!!