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A teenager was walking down the street when he happened to see a baby being attacked by a Rottweiler. The teen ran to his rescue. He stuck a big stick in the dog's collar and twisted. The dog slumped over dead but the baby was okay. A reporter was standing across the street and happened to see the whole thing. He ran up to the boy and said, "Do you mind if I print this story in my newspaper?" He began writing .....
"Young, brave Minnesota Vikings fan rescues baby from certain death. Using only his bare hands he fends off vicious wild animal."
The teen said, "Sorry, I'm not a Vikings fan." So the reporter wrote ........
"Young Bears fan saves baby from wild dog."
The teen says, "I'm not a Bears fan either. I'm a Green Bay Packer fan."
The reporter wrote ...
"Teenage bastard hoodlum kills family pet in front of baby!"
"Young, brave Minnesota Vikings fan rescues baby from certain death. Using only his bare hands he fends off vicious wild animal."
The teen said, "Sorry, I'm not a Vikings fan." So the reporter wrote ........
"Young Bears fan saves baby from wild dog."
The teen says, "I'm not a Bears fan either. I'm a Green Bay Packer fan."
The reporter wrote ...
"Teenage bastard hoodlum kills family pet in front of baby!"
