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I wish I had thought of putting titanium alloy valve covers on some of my Chevys before I blew their engines, since it makes it impossible. He should share that tip with GM.

OK, I have to say it... K-Mart obviously knows their clientele very well.

No, the video was hilarious and I wouldn't have seen it if you hadn't posted it. I've actually watched it several times since you posted it, and I showed my wife too, she thought it was hilarious. She liked the "Nova" in it too, grrrr :|

That's hilarious!

True story.

They were metal in 1984.

I will go to any lengths to avoid widths.

Like a moped, but even more embarrasing.

Looks like a golf cart to me (an ugly one at that). No thanks.

- you have a wheel inferiority complex. - you don't feel a big block is mandatory. - you leave swap meets with empty hands, so you help other guys carry e- and b-body fenders out. - you can only fit tiny tires under your car without modifications. - one trip to the paint store and you've spent...

Well, in memory of the great Lou Reed, this quote of his seems appropriate: "One chord is fine. Two chords are pushing it. Three chords and you're into jazz." - Lou Reed

Well, if you transpose all the songs to one key and only include the chorus, that's really easy to only use 4 chords. Now leave them all in their original keys and include the entire songs, and there's a LOT more chords being used in those songs originally. Of course, as songs go, these are...

Yeah, but it looks like a Road Runner in the same way as a Duster looks like a Nova if you squint real hard, and are not looking at the car, and it's night time. Then, kinda sorta.

I can see where he thinks it sort of looks like a '69 runner from the front. It sort of does. I'd call it more of an irrelevant observation that anyone could make than an opinion. And others might not even see it, whatever. It didn't really belong in the ad, but it's ok that it's there too. Hey...

That's why I left Minnesota, but it turns out people here are even stranger!!!

Fave line "I should have just bought a stupid Camaro SS" LOL

I don't really mind it. It's not too bad. I tend to prefer 100% stock-looking cars, or sometimes customs if done particularly well, but this one isn't as offensive as a lot of them are. If I somehow oddly ended up with this car, I'd... Change the wheels, paint the grille like stock, put chrome...

Well, that's where it all ends up in my wife's Toyota, so maybe she was just expediting the process.

Wouldn't the strippers need to be trained or licensed in phlebotomy? If they were trained in how to do it properly, I'd be in. If they're not trained in how to do it properly, they would be a good distraction while someone else drew the blood. Better than staring at the wall like I usually do!

She's right, sex would NOT be an option!

Is a memaid like a female memike?

I get your point. I just don't think you can prevent stupidity, and I don't want to pay for it. Just make the fines large and well-publicized as a deterrent, I'm not sure what else you can really do. Even the cops to enforce cost $ though, so we're pretty much screwed by these idiots no matter...

Exactly. Plus, I don't talk on my phone or text when I drive. As a matter of fact, I rarely ever talk on the phone, and I'm not sure my phone is even capable of doing text. So, why should I have to pay for YET ANOTHER extra on a car that I don't want (even if it's "affordable"). That's making ME...

Looks like Dr. Seuss on some strong hallucinogens.

I would expect that light thing to lift right off the ground at anything approaching 170mph. The cops used to get after us for driving the Go-Karts on the roads when we were kids... I'd like to see their faces if we'd been on this!

If you run into a bird head on, at least you'd still have a chance... maybe keep you from going unconscious.

How do his obviously enormous balls not act as ballast to keep him from gliding!!