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This thread is 3 years old even though the original story was a true story it had a sad but funny ending. Get over it.:angry7:

I feel dirty after watching that.

Caption could also read, "Dumbassed party girl" looking for a man to either breed me or feed me, pick one and stick to your guns. Did I mention I have multiple boy friends so you'll need your own place to live as it can get really noizey around here and that's not good for your job which you'll...

Tard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Might want to consider sending the nitro mixer guy out for a drug test.:D:D

Good one Ink. Reminds me, years ago living in the bush I had a elkhound/sheperd cross that was tuff as nails, used to tree bears and was great with the kids. Hell she loved everyone except my mother in law. Everytime the ***** would come to visit Sandy wouldn't let her out of the car (she'd just...

#2, nobody gets my money.

You mean like she's going to need me to send her a cashier cheque for $5,000 to pay the authorities and lawyer fees before she can get her late hubbies money. Nah that can't be, she sounds like she's on the up and up, don't she.:oops:

Hell ya, a rich old widow women on her last legs shortly to get planted. My kind of women, I'll reply to the little darlin and mercifully put her out of her missery then jump a plane with all the loot, a bodashous bimbo and head to Aruba. Hell ya and praise the lord it's like winning the lottery.

Quote:: You want to rear a child properly GIVE them what they need and make them EARN the things they want, and start at an early age. I would agree with that statement

I think it's a perfect solution for a childs proven lack of respect towards her parents. I'd love to be a fly on the wall when the daughter comes home all primed up to go onto facebook only to find her laptop dead from bullit holes. That being said I wouldn't doubt that someone at the state...

You gotto love those guys, fracking nuts

F@@K the dog, what's that written on her butt cheek. A thanks to me, oh dear you shouldn't have.:D:glasses7:

Maybe he's running his mower to drown out the noise of his electric generator that he uses to recharge the batteries for his "grow op". Just a hunch. :glasses7:

Pishta, have you tried starting it without priming it. I've got a Tec. lawnmower that floods real easy. Also pull the starter/fan cover off the top of the engine and check the gap between the ignition coil fingers (those 2 laminated things) and the permanent magnet on the fan/flywheel, they also...

There is some truth to that article, I've heard this is going on, to what length I'm not sure. All I've heard is that it is one of the mercenary companies (guns for hire) that operate in eastern Africa are doing it. Maybe they've become business men and are expanding into family outing events...

You can drive my bus anytime Leanna. :oops::oops::oops: Actually I do drive a school bus.:burnout::glasses7:

Will wonders never cease.:blob::blob:

excellent.:happy1:

I can still remember the smell, that fresh out of the oven smell. MMMMMMMMMM:mrgreen::mrgreen:

I really want to delete this thread but I'm laughing so much I can't do it. Maybe later, besides that gal has all the respect I can muster and then some. I gotto show this to my wife, oh honey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:blob:

Like Walter says "get your **** and git the hell out".

Cute C!!!!!!!!!!!

I laughed like hell when I first saw it. YouTube - ‪Tabasco "Mosquito" Super Bowl Spot‬‏

Hey I resemble that remark!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Was funny tho

Well since the title says anything goes so here goes. Sorry in advance for the hyjack Doug aka. redneck The Queens last floor to visit is on the ground floor and as she's passing one of the rooms she sees a poor gentleman hunched over his bed being serviced by a male nurse. Oh lord says the...

You're a mean man Mr. Dan, that ending it just ain't right.:silent:

That's cute.

Enough of the Russian drivel, here's a good all american song for the culturally deprived.:bounce: YouTube - Family Guy - Fart-Tacular!

This is why ya never stand beside an engine during any test. YouTube - Engine Explosion dyno room