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Little Johnny walked up to his mom an asked if people went to heaven feet first. Mom was a little surprised by this random question and asked why he wanted to know. "Well, Mom, I was outside playing when I heard some strange sounds. Mrs. Johnson next door was laying in her bed with her feet...

Guess I'm scerwed.

Colder than a well digger's *** in January.

I'm not a fan of her music. What I do appreciate is her push for mental illness awareness, as she suffers from a mental illness, too. And I appreciate the ink. My wife is inked. Along with pierced. It's her thing. I never really thought much of it until I got my first ink. Now I just think...

Oh wow

KIRK LAYS DOWN THE SMACK - YouTube

TORNADO SOUNDS JUST LIKE A TRAIN - YouTube

This makes me laugh more than it should. HI BILLY MAYS HERE FOR ASDGZBFDQSJSYFDZLKXYWQMPLYB - YouTube

Nice out.

Maybe we should ignore rabies shots, too? After all, rabies is natural, too. It's part of nature.

Dogs exist because we made them. It took generations of breeding to get them there. Sorry, my boy's Dachshund isn't going to be let off the lead when he goes out simply for the fact that large predatory birds that like to fly around. I'm not letting Sassy out of her run simply because of...

Woman I worked with brought a vacuum cleaner in from home for us to use on the rugs in the store. It was like the one in the video. I did what the guy in the video did and had everyone laughing.

Love the dixie horn.

This Barbie?

I... am... DEEPLY offended! (Not really, just thought I'd throw that out there before the sticks in the mud could lay claim.)

With all the extra weight they carry, they stop even worse. And too many people get fooled by the extra traction they don't believe it's slippery out until they touch the brakes. Been driving 4 wheel pick ups and SUV's (Ramchargers) most of my adult life. I laugh at the guys who think they...

Misidentification doesn't bother me. It's when the folks look right at the badge and still get it wrong. "What year is the Camaro," asks a guy looking right at the badge that says "Barracuda, by Plymouth" on the tail panel.

One of the reasons I've stopped moving over as a courtesy when I'm dragging the trailer with a load. It's not like my little 302 has the power to just put my foot in it and go if some dumbass decides to just match my speed once he's on the highway and I'm out in the left lane where traffic wants...

Okay, except for the eyes hurting what makes this different than from any other time? :D

http://www.cracked.com/video_19548_if-car-commercials-were-honest.html

:shock:

Funny. Seems like there's a lot of same butt hurt here when someone flips something.

They've had some good running backs over the past decade. Lynch (ran out of town with a weapons charge), Spiller, Jackson. They could run the ball, they could pass play. Getting McCoy and letting Spiller go was a mistake in my opinion as he was a good fit for the offense. The quarterbacks...

That's my fear. Been a Bills fan for decades. I'm not convinced he'll do a lot for them. He's no quarterback developer and the Bills have been in need of a quality quarterback since Kelly retired. Defense has been their strong suit the last couple of seasons, but their offense has been lacking.

This story is pretty awesome. Nice to see some of the elements made it into the movie. What I liked about reading it is the fact that no matter what happens the son absolutely thinks his dad is awesome. Even when he shoots Walt Disney.

Bwahahahahaha!

Matthew "The Stinger" Webber - Trick Shot Prodigy - YouTube

The iPhone. The choice of phone for people who want you think they have more money than they actually do. The "ironic" hipster. An atheist, a vegan, and an iPhone owner walk into a bar.... How can you tell? They won't shut the f*** up about it.

That's me. I'm concentrating on the road to the point the person next to me could be yelling and I'd hardly ever hear 'em.

http://www.thrillist.com/travel/nation/hobbes-adventure-at-tampa-international-airport