Dumbest people on the internet

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I have a neighbor that says "The superball is on this weekend"
Then I say "You mean the superbowl?" (I can't just let it go like I should)

He says "Yea, you know the Superball" and a bunch of guys I know are coming over.
 
TrailBeast said:
I have a neighbor that says "The superball is on this weekend"
Then I say "You mean the superbowl?" (I can't just let it go like I should)

He says "Yea, you know the Superball" and a bunch of guys I know are coming over.
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You sure he didn't say..."and a bunch of guys I no are coming over"?

He 'prolly' did....:banghead:
 
My god, I cant believe how dumb some people are.. This reminded me of the game show Street Smarts. People were asked common knowledge questions and had no idea what you were talking about. Made me want to smack a few people.
 
It just goes to show, "you can't fix stupid"!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Never argue with stupid people. They will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
 
None of this is so surprising. Try and find a McDonalds employee who can put the napkins in the dispenser. When someone finally gets it right by accident, someone will come along and not be able to figure out how to get them out.

I was behind an old guy at McDonalds who gave the girl a fifty cent piece. She said we don't take that kind of money.
 
Remember the days when you had to be at least reasonably intelligent to operate a computer?

My wife once nearly got into an argument with a quiznos employee because they refused to accept one Canadian penny.

It would have made the exact change.

I guess the employee preferred counting out change for a $20 including 99 cents.

On the way out, she said rather loudly-
"tell your manager you just lost them a customer for life...over one penny".
 
YY1 said:
Remember the days when you had to be at least reasonably intelligent to operate a computer?
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This is the price we pay for allowing books like "Computer Operation for Dummies" to be published.
Be careful. They breed like rabbits.
 
My theory on why there are so many stupid people:

Medical science has improved to the point where the consequences for being stupid may not be fatal.

In the old days a stupid caveman might go up to a bear "Grog, watch me poke bear with stick". It would be unlikely that he would survive this encounter and the gene pool would be improved. Today, with timely medical intervention, he would survive. The gene pool would deteriorate.

Similarly there are also more arseho*es in the world.

Foe example, in the old days someone goes up to someone in a bar and acts like an a-hole. He would likely be run through, stabbed or shot depending on the technology of the time. Unlikely to survive. One less in the world. Today however timely medical help would likely save him. Goes on to further pollute the gene pool with his offspring.

So, in a nutshell, we have more stupid people and a-holes because medical science saves them from the consequences of their stupidity and a-holery. Just a theory mind you but you can see it in action almost every day of the week.

Steve
 
Dustdevl340 said:
My theory on why there are so many stupid people:

Medical science has improved to the point where the consequences for being stupid may not be fatal.

In the old days a stupid caveman might go up to a bear "Grog, watch me poke bear with stick". It would be unlikely that he would survive this encounter and the gene pool would be improved. Today, with timely medical intervention, he would survive. The gene pool would deteriorate.

Similarly there are also more arseho*es in the world.

Foe example, in the old days someone goes up to someone in a bar and acts like an a-hole. He would likely be run through, stabbed or shot depending on the technology of the time. Unlikely to survive. One less in the world. Today however timely medical help would likely save him. Goes on to further pollute the gene pool with his offspring.

So, in a nutshell, we have more stupid people and a-holes because medical science saves them from the consequences of their stupidity and a-holery. Just a theory mind you but you can see it in action almost every day of the week.

Steve
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Steve, watch the movie "Idiocracy"! You'll love seeing your theory proven correct.

Bryan
 
Here's another theory for you.

Someone walking down a street with a cellphone texting away and not noticing where they are walking and walk out in front of a car and get's hit.
Judges and lawyers allow and assist in blaming and holding the city where it happened finacially accountable for not making it where this idiot can't walk out in front of a car while not paying any attention to thier surroundings.

It's not just medical science that saves dumbass people, it's our system.
Osha would have had them put up a barrier that would keep the caveman from poking that bear in the first place.

The system tried it's best to make it illegal or phisically impossible to poke the bear, but the caveman was dumb enough to do it anyway, and now the other cavemen responsible for making poking the bear as hard to do as possible are held responsible for old Ug's self inflicted death out of his own stupidity.

So now the family of the the caveman that got killed by the bear he poked with a stick gets to take some of the food, furs and the best caves away from the same people who tried to keep his dumb *** from from getting killed by poking a bear with a stick.




Dustdevl340 said:
My theory on why there are so many stupid people:

Medical science has improved to the point where the consequences for being stupid may not be fatal.

In the old days a stupid caveman might go up to a bear "Grog, watch me poke bear with stick". It would be unlikely that he would survive this encounter and the gene pool would be improved. Today, with timely medical intervention, he would survive. The gene pool would deteriorate.

Similarly there are also more arseho*es in the world.

Foe example, in the old days someone goes up to someone in a bar and acts like an a-hole. He would likely be run through, stabbed or shot depending on the technology of the time. Unlikely to survive. One less in the world. Today however timely medical help would likely save him. Goes on to further pollute the gene pool with his offspring.

So, in a nutshell, we have more stupid people and a-holes because medical science saves them from the consequences of their stupidity and a-holery. Just a theory mind you but you can see it in action almost every day of the week.

Steve
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Science and technology are winning a war against natural selection.

...or perhaps science and technology are merely winning lots of battles, but that's really natural selection winning the war.


...at the time a Canadian penny was actually worth more than a US penny.
 
On the Jimmy Kimmel show they will occasionally make up some nonsense question and then send his cousin out onto the street and pose the question to random people.

Some of the dumbass answers he gets are incredible, sometimes he will ask something further and the people will make themselves look even worse with their response.

One that I remember was "which would you rather have, and why, obamacare or the affordable care act?"
 
Sometime I sit and watch people and wonder how some of them found their way out of the birth canal!
 
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