Stop in for a cup of coffee

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It was a long day in the offsite meeting. 8 hours in a room looking at slide presentations. Now I have a stiff neck from looking sideways for all those hours.

I’m hoping a few beers will help loosen it up...or make me forget about it. Either way is fine with me!
 
Ddaddy said:
It was a long day in the offsite meeting. 8 hours in a room looking at slide presentations. Now I have a stiff neck from looking sideways for all those hours.

I’m hoping a few beers will help loosen it up...or make me forget about it. Either way is fine with me!
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Rum and coke is helping me..
 
Odd thing. I seem to have a knack for finding women who have had 31 sexual partners. Several have referred to me as their 32nd lover. Seems odd that they keep track.
 
71GSSDemon said:
Just chilling, waiting for Poat Office to call with an update as to where the hell my calendars are. They "think" they know...
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Tell me about it...The USPS...:BangHead::BangHead:..I was there for 45 minutes today, trying to send out a package to Viet Nam. I got the new/old man guy. Could hardly type the info I filled out, into their system... Took forever...There were two clerks there when I got there. Then one went to lunch, while my guy was struggling. 5 other customers showed up and had to wait, because nobody came up from the back room...Go Figure...:BangHead:
 
Ben Drinkin said:
Odd thing. I seem to have a knack for finding women who have had 31 sexual partners. Several have referred to me as their 32nd lover. Seems odd that they keep track.
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Because saying 66 would just make one a slut... rule of 3
 
Ben Drinkin said:
Odd thing. I seem to have a knack for finding women who have had 31 sexual partners. Several have referred to me as their 32nd lover. Seems odd that they keep track.
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This is why single life with mopars is superior.

You don't get pregnant or STDs from your car.
All you get is happiness and miles of smiles with your cars and no one to tell you can't buy more cars and car parts. Yup yup, life is sweet when it's you and your car only.
 
Rainy Day Auto said:
This is why single life with mopars is superior.

You don't get pregnant or STDs from your car.
All you get is happiness and miles of smiles with your cars and no one to tell you can't buy more cars and car parts. Yup yup, life is sweet when it's you and your car only.
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Cheers to that. You can get tetnaus though. Lol
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Rainy Day Auto said:
This is why single life with mopars is superior.

You don't get pregnant or STDs from your car.
All you get is happiness and miles of smiles with your cars and no one to tell you can't buy more cars and car parts. Yup yup, life is sweet when it's you and your car only.
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You are wise beyond your years...


And wide between your ears..
 
Rainy Day Auto said:
This is why single life with mopars is superior.

You don't get pregnant or STDs from your car.
All you get is happiness and miles of smiles with your cars and no one to tell you can't buy more cars and car parts. Yup yup, life is sweet when it's you and your car only.
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My car had an STD.. Standard Transmission Desire!
 
Ddaddy said:
Hmmm...that’s interesting. I wonder what they think they know?

:popcorn:
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Well, if you rearrange the house numbers and change the street name entirely, it us still a delivery, yes? I guess so. Supposedly that is what happened, then the lady couldn't find my house, so she gave them to the mail carrier at work to deliver. So.....maybe tomorrow????
 
Ddaddy said:
Little Dart Sport Scouts running around?
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Dart Sport Cuda Scouts... It's even worse than what you imagine! I need a second job! And no wife.. And a bigger shop.. and a few more tools... and a few low-buck helpers. And a redhead.. And a buddy that runs a body shop. and some cocaine. and a hooker... and a cheeseburger..
 
Ben Drinkin said:
Dart Sport Cuda Scouts... It's even worse than what you imagine! I need a second job! And no wife.. And a bigger shop.. and a few more tools... and a few low-buck helpers. And a redhead.. And a buddy that runs a body shop. and some cocaine. and a hooker... and a cheeseburger..
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Sounds expensive!!
 
Ben Drinkin said:
Dart Sport Cuda Scouts... It's even worse than what you imagine! I need a second job! And no wife.. And a bigger shop.. and a few more tools... and a few low-buck helpers. And a redhead.. And a buddy that runs a body shop. and some cocaine. and a hooker... and a cheeseburger..
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You forgot the bourbon...
 
71GSSDemon said:
Well, if you rearrange the house numbers and change the street name entirely, it us still a delivery, yes? I guess so. Supposedly that is what happened, then the lady couldn't find my house, so she gave them to the mail carrier at work to deliver. So.....maybe tomorrow????
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You never know. They do a great job most of the time and then occassionally a complete WTF?
Paycheck typed and 'postmarked' June 22 2018 ( Actually a Pitney Bowes machine stamp)
Arrived in at my door, Philadelphia, Aug 9, 2018
go figure.

Occassionally I've had people tell me letters, and even a package from McMaster, were returned with a 'no such address'.
???
Talking here in Philadelphia where I get mail almost every day.
go figure.
 
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