Who gets the Child?

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FEATHERDUSTER76

FEATHERDUSTER76

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A Man and his soon to be X-Wife are in front of a Judge to see who will get custody of Their Child You. The Judge asks the Wife why She should get custody of the Child The wife tells the Judge I carried that Child in side Me for 9 month's there for the child is Mine. the Judge says okay sounds reasonable He turns the Man and says why should get the Child. After a moment the Man says I put a $1 in the COKE-COLA machine and I got the COKE-COLA so this is My COKE COLA correct? The Judge says that's correct as He looks at the Wife. The Wife says I agree. The Man looks at the Judge Okay so the Child is Mine correct?
 
Last time i heard that joke, the coke was still 25 cents
 
diymirage said:
Last time i heard that joke, the coke was still 25 cents
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25 cents. You sure Coke wasn't 5 cents. I do remember when it was I also remember when You had to lift the lid then slide the bottle over a gate and put the nickel in the You could lift the bottle up and out
 
FEATHERDUSTER76 said:
25 cents. You sure Coke wasn't 5 cents. I do remember when it was I also remember when You had to lift the lid then slide the bottle over a gate and put the nickel in the You could lift the bottle up and out
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That one was before my time

But truth be told, i got a whole lot more packs of cigarettes out of vending machines than bottles of coke
 
More Coke for me until I was 17 then it was cigarettes till I was 35 from then on it was small cigars Because they are Cheaper
 
And to think if he'd put a quarter in the condom machine they wouldn't have been in court!
 
FEATHERDUSTER76 said:
25 cents. You sure Coke wasn't 5 cents. I do remember when it was I also remember when You had to lift the lid then slide the bottle over a gate and put the nickel in the You could lift the bottle up and out
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Mr. Featherduster, you read my mind. I am 73. As a young kid, I used to go to the YMCA. They had one of those pop machines you mention. I would get a pop for 5 cents, and then I would put a penny in a machine that gave me a handful of peanuts. I'd take a drink of my pop and then put the peanuts in the bottle. It was such fun to drink the pop and get a few peanuts with each gulp.
 
harrisonm said:
Mr. Featherduster, you read my mind. I am 73. As a young kid, I used to go to the YMCA. They had one of those pop machines you mention. I would get a pop for 5 cents, and then I would put a penny in a machine that gave me a handful of peanuts. I'd take a drink of my pop and then put the peanuts in the bottle. It was such fun to drink the pop and get a few peanuts with each gulp.
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Peanuts in the bottle... That's a flashback for sure...
 
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:elmer:I'm trying to quit smoking the cigars I'm to a carton lasting 6 weeks. My goal is to stop by My 65th B day
 
harrisonm said:
Mr. Featherduster, you read my mind. I am 73. As a young kid, I used to go to the YMCA. They had one of those pop machines you mention. I would get a pop for 5 cents, and then I would put a penny in a machine that gave me a handful of peanuts. I'd take a drink of my pop and then put the peanuts in the bottle. It was such fun to drink the pop and get a few peanuts with each gulp.
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I still do it, except now you have to get the drink out of a cooler in the store. I'll pay for the drink and big pack of peanuts, go outside and take a swig of the Coke and pour the peanuts in before I get back in the car. A while back, I stopped in upstate SC for gas and bought a Coke & peanuts. I had the drink sitting on top of a newspaper rack, pouring the peanuts in and a young black lady walked by, turned around and watched for a second and then said "Man...you crazy!"

:rofl:
 
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