Recent content by Raleigh Rocket

Are you kidding me, dude? If you're feeling old at 19, you're in for a long, hard ride.

This school of thought works pretty well for Uncle Sam. The only country in the world that can whip us in the air is Israel, and they're using our hand-me-downs.

Back of the line, fella.

Don't meet up with Tom (dustermaniac)! He'll wipe a booger on your car! Naw, man, I'm just kiddin'. He's good people. Welcome to FABO. Let's see that car.

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With fabrication skills like that, you're too good to get killed, anyway. Yeah, getting killed is beneath you. It's crude and barbaric. I think "assassinated" is a better fit. On a serious note, though, some of that fab work is art, and I mean real art. If you cut off your left ear, buckle...

You come to my house and work on my Valiant right now or I'm coming to kill you. Just kidding. Seriously, though. Now.

Are you the president? A rocket scientist? A hitman? A high-end hooker, you know, for athletes and congressmen? It seems to me you have a whole ****-ton of "Mopar money" Those heater hoses are sick. Real sick. "Please roll me over because I just **** the bed and feces is getting into the sores...

W.P. Chrysler's ghost just punched Henry Ford's ghost in the face. That is awesome.

You don't like the new Challenger? Go buy a Prius, Nancy!

I bet you hate baseball, guns and testosterone, too, huh?

That comment is a joke, just like anything your mother has made. Ever.

At least that's how they're teaching it in inner-city schools. And Blue states. And the UK.

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