The Marijuana State of Colorado Is Selling More Hostess Twinkies Than The Rest

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The Marijuana State of Colorado Is Selling More Hostess Twinkies Than The Rest of The 49 States Combined

DENVER - The distributing company for Hostess Twinkies has just announced that the Rocky Mountain state of Colorado sells more Twinkies than the rest of the 49 states combined.

Ellen "Sugarlips" Mantanello, 29, a spokesperson for the snack food company said that the reason for the tremendous sales is due to the fact that Colorado has legalized marijuana and the stuff is available all over the place.

And as everyone knows when individuals smoke pot they get a craving for food and the two leading food items that potheads prefer are pizza and Twinkies.

The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency recently conducted a research study and it found that Coloradoans eat over 2.7 million Twinkies in a 24-hour period.

The ADGA pointed out that one day last week two college kids held up a Hostess Twinkies truck and escaped with over 13,000 individually wrapped Twinkies.

Unbeknownst to the thieves each Twinkies wrapper has an electronic location filament which can show officials at Twinkie headquarters exactly where every Twinkie is located.

The two college thieves were apprehended south of Denver in the town of Castle Rock and are presently sitting in jail awaiting their trial. They have been denied bail on grounds of Nolo Esta Ocupado Habeas.
 
Oklacarcollecto said:
Unbeknownst to the thieves each Twinkies wrapper has an electronic location filament which can show officials at Twinkie headquarters exactly where every Twinkie is located.
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um, wow.

Well, i think if the worst thing to come the weed law in Co is that Hostess stays in business, i say make it legal everywhere.
 
Doesn't surprise me a bit. It will add to the obesity problem in this country. But who am I to say. (as I finish off some red licorice) lol
 
no wonder I can never find twinkies in the stores ...shelves are always empty where the twinkies are supposed to be
 
toolmanmike said:
Doesn't surprise me a bit. It will add to the obesity problem in this country. But who am I to say. (as I finish off some red licorice) lol
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you want to get rid of obesity get rid of schoolbusses and make kids ride their bikes to school like in the rest of the world
when I first started highschool I had to bike 6 miles one way and I musta lost 30 pounds in the first month
not to mention it will save a ton of money and time :)
 
Screw the Twinkies, where's the dam snow balls and Suzy Qs?
 
Oklacarcollecto said:
The Marijuana State of Colorado Is Selling More Hostess Twinkies Than The Rest of The 49 States Combined

DENVER - The distributing company for Hostess Twinkies has just announced that the Rocky Mountain state of Colorado sells more Twinkies than the rest of the 49 states combined.

Ellen "Sugarlips" Mantanello, 29, a spokesperson for the snack food company said that the reason for the tremendous sales is due to the fact that Colorado has legalized marijuana and the stuff is available all over the place.

And as everyone knows when individuals smoke pot they get a craving for food and the two leading food items that potheads prefer are pizza and Twinkies.

The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency recently conducted a research study and it found that Coloradoans eat over 2.7 million Twinkies in a 24-hour period.

The ADGA pointed out that one day last week two college kids held up a Hostess Twinkies truck and escaped with over 13,000 individually wrapped Twinkies.

Unbeknownst to the thieves each Twinkies wrapper has an electronic location filament which can show officials at Twinkie headquarters exactly where every Twinkie is located.

The two college thieves were apprehended south of Denver in the town of Castle Rock and are presently sitting in jail awaiting their trial. They have been denied bail on grounds of Nolo Esta Ocupado Habeas.
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ummm anybody?? :wack:
 
I just came back from Wal-Mart .....and again no twinkies but they have a lot of the other ones ...the shelf was blank where the twinkies are supposed to be


don't matter to me because I don't eat this stuff but my family has a sweet tooth so they request this kind of stuff when I go grocery shopping .....so I got:
 

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The reason is that the police are now smoking the weed they confiscated prior to the law change.

If they would change the laws in Pa. The Dunkin doughnuts would sell out by 7:00 AM
 
magnumdust said:
Well, i think if the worst thing to come the weed law in Co is that Hostess stays in business, i say make it legal everywhere.
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Well, that's the up-side. The down-side, though, is that everyone has become stoned idiots, and worst of all stoned idiot pacifists, hence the success of the mag cap ban in the state. :S
diymirage said:
get rid of schoolbusses and make kids ride their bikes to school
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Will never happen. Parents are too damned scared their kid will be abducted by some weirdo and rightly so. Further, kids are too damn lazy for that. They wanna get on the bus, stick their iPod buds in their ears, and zone out for the next 8 hours; not bike to school, learn things, then bike back! That would be too much physical activity!!
WRB426 said:
Screw the Twinkies, where's the dam snow balls and Suzy Qs?
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(warning, coarse language ahead)
[ame]http://youtu.be/MeS6DvyLScE?t=48s[/ame]
805moparkid said:
ummm anybody?? :wack:
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No, they don't actually have a tracking chip; that's retarded. The article is obviously a parody. Note that the "article" didn't feature any source agencies, and this is in the "jokes" subforum. Don't worry, Mr. 9/11 troofer, Hostess and the US Government are not actually tracking your twinkies. (you didn't think I'd forgotten your trooferisms, did you!?)


- CK
 
TrailBeast said:
Yea, I seriously doubt that.
What?, they track em like a tagged shark and watch where they all are on a big screen on the wall at Hostess headquarters? :D
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well what else they gonna do? they are sitting around getting paid! oh wait thats what they do the rest of the time lol

ceekay said:
No, they don't actually have a tracking chip; that's retarded. The article is obviously a parody. Note that the "article" didn't feature any source agencies, and this is in the "jokes" subforum. Don't worry, Mr. 9/11 troofer, Hostess and the US Government are not actually tracking your twinkies. (you didn't think I'd forgotten your trooferisms, did you!?)


- CK
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hmm... i did... whats a trooferism? and i dont eat those things
 
ceekay said:
Well, that's the up-side. The down-side, though, is that everyone has become stoned idiots, and worst of all stoned idiot pacifists, hence the success of the mag cap ban in the state. :S
- CK
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eh i know several people who smoke weed. The "stoned idiots" were idiots long before they smoked.
 
magnumdust said:
eh i know several people who smoke weed. The "stoned idiots" were idiots long before they smoked.
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Xs2 so much truth to that.

This new weed law is causing problems because people seem to want what they cant have and now weed is no big deal to drug users, and a lot of weed users are upgrading to ******, meth and heavier stuff that is very much illegal. Must be the thrill of the underground? Glad I am not involved one way or another but I am concerned because crackhead thefts have risen in the near vicinity.
 
back to the topic of twinkies.

They are a lot smaller now than they used to be so you almost feel like you need two of them to get your feel. Must be a tactic to sell more boxes.
 
Yeah but sucking the frosting out with a straw is still the only way to eat them.
 
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