How all my co workers see my car

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Back in 1999, I was dating 2 women at one time. I had a date with one on Friday and the other on a Saturday. Friday went well. Saturday....
I was on my way back from someplace and knew I was low on gas. I barely made it home! I showered and when I went to leave, the truck wouldn't start. My Camaro was really dirty but the 73 Duster had gas!
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I showed up at her door with this car and she made a face as if I shot out a long, loud fart.
"I'm used to being seen in something nice".
Yeah, I followed through with the date (In her car) But the night was tarnished with her pretentious manner. I never called her again.
I married the Friday night Woman in 2002.

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Of course you went through with the date there was still a chance you could have got some...
I agree Friday is cute...
 
I work in an office with lawyers and legal support staff. (Won't go into too much detail) but the dress code is business formal even for myself. All of my co workers have new and expensive vehicles. Lots of BMW and Mercedes fill the parking lot.

At the end of the row, is my faded original 68 dart. 2 door H/t GT with a slant six and 833 OD that I swapped into the car because I don't do autos.

So a few weeks ago I got a duster running. It's a junk yard dog but I cleaned it out by removing the carpet and putting a coat of duct tape on the seats and painting the duct tape ( decent IMO), also took the headliner out so it doesn't come apart in the wind and make a mess. so the day I took it to work, a co worker needed a ride.

She looked at the car as if it were a disease, she refused a ride because she had on nice clothes (so did i) she made a big *** deal about it. She said it's not a safe car because I swapped a 4 speed in and didn't weld in a hump yet. I like seeing the rods move as I shift and what's wrong with seeing a little pavement go by. So I told her I wouldn't pick her up If i saw her on a lonely highway.

So she went on to talk crap about me and told everyone I am a hillbilly and classless and everything else.

So I put the above meme as the background on her computer screen and I am owning that I am a self made hillbilly and loving every minute of it. So now I am going to work early to park my hot rod in her usual parking spot.

Love it, keep driving the old mopars.

Pavement going by looking down at the shift rods. Good time . . Lol . . .

Thumbs up !
 
I drove a Japanese car with a stick for a year when I was stationed in the ROK. Steering wheel on the right and shifter on the left. They still drove on the right side of the road. What a hoot! I got used to it real fast though.
 
Both daughters had to learn to drive stick, both did not want to learn, but told them that some day one of their boyfriends would get drunk and you would have to drive, and if they had a stick you should be ready. After learning, both would rather drive a stick, especially in the country. Oldest daughters first car was actually a Volvo 240 GT. yes, they actually made a 2dr sport Volvo 240. She ended up crashing it in a snow storm but that is another story.
 
Back in 1999, I was dating 2 women at one time. I had a date with one on Friday and the other on a Saturday. Friday went well. Saturday....
I was on my way back from someplace and knew I was low on gas. I barely made it home! I showered and when I went to leave, the truck wouldn't start. My Camaro was really dirty but the 73 Duster had gas!
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I showed up at her door with this car and she made a face as if I shot out a long, loud fart.
"I'm used to being seen in something nice".
Yeah, I followed through with the date (In her car) But the night was tarnished with her pretentious manner. I never called her again.
I married the Friday night Woman in 2002.

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I had an 04 Neon SRT4, very fun 2.4L turbocharged 5 spd. When I was dating, my now wife, she much rather preferred to drive it than her 99 Accord, auto.

We've been married for 10 years, unfortunately that toy had to go when we had babies. Great memories, tho.
 
I had a 98 Neon 2 Door R/T with the DOHC/ 5 speed with low miles and every option available except the sunroof (I don't like nor feel safe with sunroofs)
I loaned it to a friend. She rear ended a truck with it and destroyed it in Denver.

That is the first and only time I ever loaned a vehicle out. Since then, if someone asks, the answer is not only NO but *&$#% NO!!!

I will never make that mistake again. After the Neon left the building, I had my first 74 duster and never went back to "newer" cars.
 
I work in an office with lawyers and legal support staff. (Won't go into too much detail) but the dress code is business formal even for myself. All of my co workers have new and expensive vehicles. Lots of BMW and Mercedes fill the parking lot.

At the end of the row, is my faded original 68 dart. 2 door H/t GT with a slant six and 833 OD that I swapped into the car because I don't do autos.

So a few weeks ago I got a duster running. It's a junk yard dog but I cleaned it out by removing the carpet and putting a coat of duct tape on the seats and painting the duct tape ( decent IMO), also took the headliner out so it doesn't come apart in the wind and make a mess. so the day I took it to work, a co worker needed a ride.

She looked at the car as if it were a disease, she refused a ride because she had on nice clothes (so did i) she made a big *** deal about it. She said it's not a safe car because I swapped a 4 speed in and didn't weld in a hump yet. I like seeing the rods move as I shift and what's wrong with seeing a little pavement go by. So I told her I wouldn't pick her up If i saw her on a lonely highway.

So she went on to talk crap about me and told everyone I am a hillbilly and classless and everything else.

So I put the above meme as the background on her computer screen and I am owning that I am a self made hillbilly and loving every minute of it. So now I am going to work early to park my hot rod in her usual parking spot.
Reminds me of the days I used to run full size mopar vans. I never had the doghouse on in the summer in any of them. I had a extended mid 70's van, small block with a column 3 speed, gave a ride to a nurse home one night.. she was terrified seeing the road a few inches from her feet. It was a good 20 minute ride... by the end of it she was fascinated, asking me all kinds of questions on how that all works. "What does that thing do?" She got schooled a bit, and she was having fun. Kept asking me questions at work after that, lol.
 
My daily is a 5 speed WRX. The race car is an auto tho...

Back in the day i drove a Toyota crawler as my daily. I hab some parts on the passenger seat for some reason, cant remember now. Had a date that night with a solid 9. I pick her up in the yota and she looks at it like its a dumpster fire.... now understand i probably had 30+ grand into that truck.... she gets in wearing a white lace dress. Im talking the kind of dress that dads wont allow.... not something you can just wash......

She climbs out at the restaurant and i noticed a big black stain down the back of that dress that looks like one of grandma's hand knitted doilys...

Yeah i didn't say a word.... their was some screaming in the morning when she picked it up off my floor and noticed the stain..

Never did call me back???
:rofl::thankyou::thumbsup:
 
My daily is a 5 speed WRX. The race car is an auto tho...

Back in the day i drove a Toyota crawler as my daily. I hab some parts on the passenger seat for some reason, cant remember now. Had a date that night with a solid 9. I pick her up in the yota and she looks at it like its a dumpster fire.... now understand i probably had 30+ grand into that truck.... she gets in wearing a white lace dress. Im talking the kind of dress that dads wont allow.... not something you can just wash......

She climbs out at the restaurant and i noticed a big black stain down the back of that dress that looks like one of grandma's hand knitted doilys...

Yeah i didn't say a word.... their was some screaming in the morning when she picked it up off my floor and noticed the stain..

Never did call me back???
:rofl::thankyou::thumbsup:
At least she didn’t notice it till the morning!! :D
 
No, we just had a slumber party.

The point i was making in a roundabout way was that i can understand someone not wanting to sit in a old dirty car in fancy clothes.
Not to say rainy car has dirty seats.
 
No sex? Really? You need some advice on how to close the deal on your next date?

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The point i was making in a roundabout way was that i can understand someone not wanting to sit in a old dirty car in fancy clothes.
Not to say rainy car has dirty seats.

High quality Business formal is supposed to be very Durable which is why they cost. The material is intended to be at work day in and day out and get coffee, dust, ink, sweat, lunch food and whatever else happens to get on it. You can get the jacket and skirt (or pants) for like $175. - 2 Hundo. the undershirt is usually just a cheapie and replaceable (you should carry a spare) When you pay that much for clothes, they better be a high caliber quality and take an *** whooping or else what is the point. I have worked on my car on the side of the road on the way home from work and got dirty and sweaty and the clothes cleaned up like new.

So I don't understand why she was afraid of a seat re-covered with duct tape. I mean, if you slap the seat, dust might come out but if you sit on it, it will be fine and her clothes should yawn at a little dust. IMO

It should be an honor to sit on a coveted, original duster bucket seat. They are not cheap nor falling out of trees anymore.

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High quality Business formal is supposed to be very Durable which is why they cost. The material is intended to be at work day in and day out and get coffee, dust, ink, sweat, lunch food and whatever else happens to get on it. You can get the jacket and skirt (or pants) for like $175. - 2 Hundo. the undershirt is usually just a cheapie and replaceable (you should carry a spare) When you pay that much for clothes, they better be a high caliber quality and take an *** whooping or else what is the point. I have worked on my car on the side of the road on the way home from work and got dirty and sweaty and the clothes cleaned up like new.

So I don't understand why she was afraid of a seat re-covered with duct tape. I mean, if you slap the seat, dust might come out but if you sit on it, it will be fine and her clothes should yawn at a little dust. IMO

It should be an honor to sit on a coveted, original duster bucket seat. They are not cheap nor falling out of trees anymore.

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A fox for sure ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Duct tape usually ends up getting the tape glue on clothes after a while.
 
I work in an office with lawyers and legal support staff. (Won't go into too much detail) but the dress code is business formal even for myself. All of my co workers have new and expensive vehicles. Lots of BMW and Mercedes fill the parking lot.

At the end of the row, is my faded original 68 dart. 2 door H/t GT with a slant six and 833 OD that I swapped into the car because I don't do autos.

So a few weeks ago I got a duster running. It's a junk yard dog but I cleaned it out by removing the carpet and putting a coat of duct tape on the seats and painting the duct tape ( decent IMO), also took the headliner out so it doesn't come apart in the wind and make a mess. so the day I took it to work, a co worker needed a ride.

She looked at the car as if it were a disease, she refused a ride because she had on nice clothes (so did i) she made a big *** deal about it. She said it's not a safe car because I swapped a 4 speed in and didn't weld in a hump yet. I like seeing the rods move as I shift and what's wrong with seeing a little pavement go by. So I told her I wouldn't pick her up If i saw her on a lonely highway.

So she went on to talk crap about me and told everyone I am a hillbilly and classless and everything else.

So I put the above meme as the background on her computer screen and I am owning that I am a self made hillbilly and loving every minute of it. So now I am going to work early to park my hot rod in her usual parking spot.

Stupidity is it's own reward. You don't have to do a thing. All my friends had high dollar cars, Lexus, Mercedes, BMW. I still drive my 50+ year old cars and mow my lawn with a 40 year old lawn mower. I was never, and am still not, impressed by their cars. When you have the best, everything else is so so. When I was working, I'd have pictures of my cars, bicycles, farm and lake house as a slide show for my screensaver. Good to know what you are working for. I got to meet a lot of interesting people, none like your "friend". I'd have said, no problem, I guess you'll have to find someone else to give you a ride. You will still be enjoying the Duster long after their cars are gone.
 
Stupidity is it's own reward. You don't have to do a thing. All my friends had high dollar cars, Lexus, Mercedes, BMW. I still drive my 50+ year old cars and mow my lawn with a 40 year old lawn mower. I was never, and am still not, impressed by their cars. When you have the best, everything else is so so. When I was working, I'd have pictures of my cars, bicycles, farm and lake house as a slide show for my screensaver. Good to know what you are working for. I got to meet a lot of interesting people, none like your "friend". I'd have said, no problem, I guess you'll have to find someone else to give you a ride. You will still be enjoying the Duster long after their cars are gone.

Just apply a little throttle , em-bare-*** them in their hi dollar car !
 
Just apply a little throttle , em-bare-*** them in their hi dollar car !

I've had them admit that "American cars make great power, but they don't handle well." How else can the high dollar imports sell cars. I let his wife drive the 66 Formula S, and the search was on for a different car for her.
 
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