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Mike (prodart340) showed up to shoot the **** for a bit. Was a beautiful day to get some seat time. He even marked the road in front of the house. It's kinda like admission. No burnout, no beer:burnout: Car sounds awesome:notworth:

Got my powdercoated signs from the Metal goddess a few days ago. All I can say is WOW. Leanna rocks! Thanks to RPM for the signs and Leanna for the awesome powdercoating. Valiant is checking out the Cuda Dodge is checking out the Plymouth sign

I saw a Muslim fall into the lake early this morning and being a responsible citizen, I informed the emergency services. It's now 6:00 PM and they still haven't responded! Now I'm starting to think that I've wasted a stamp.

Hey all, I need some help coming up with some Mopar related names for some of the kittens we've rescued. We already have Mopar, Scamp, Hemi, Belvedere, Duster, Cuda, Holley, and Dodge. I'm running out of ideas and I'm NOT naming any after a stinkin chevy or a ferd. Thanks.

Sorry bout the caps. Got it like this in an email and I'm too lazy to change it:bootysha: DO YOU KNOW THE FRONT FROM THE BACK OF A TREE? A REDNECK FROM GEORGIA DECIDES TO TRAVEL ACROSS THE SOUTH TO VIRGINIA TO SEE GOD'S COUNTRY. WHEN HE GETS TO FRANKLIN , HE LIKES THE PLACE SO MUCH...

Foul language but funny as hell:snakeman: http://natebloch.com/

A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night? The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, and even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a...

For all of you who frequent restaurants and understand the need for the service to be faster, this short story is a timeless lesson on how consultants can make a difference to an organization. Last week, we took some friends out to a new restaurant and noticed that the waiter who took our...

I posted about my sick kitty about two weeks ago, and wanted to let all the people that responded know that we lost Commando last night. He wasn't able to eat due to a congenital defect in his esophagus. That made him get pneumonia and there wasn't anything the vets could do for him. We took him...

About a week and a half ago, the wife and I caught 2 little kittens outside our house. Named the orange one Commando and the gray one Duster.Both are sick and have eye problems. Getting that under control with meds, drops, etc. Just got back from an emergency vet visit for Commando. He's got...

Funny vid I got in an email8) Wouldn't want to try it on my 440 though.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0DIl1f073s

Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air, and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor in the human resources department and asks to file...

Found it on craigslist. I can't afford it right now but am willing to check it out for FABO members :) http://martinsburg.craigslist.org/cto/1352568174.html

This sucks. Loved him in Kill Bill and Kung Fu. http://www.popeater.com/movies/article/david-carradine-dies/513984?icid=main|main|dl1|link3|http%3A%2F%2Fwww.popeater.com%2Fmovies%2Farticle%2Fdavid-carradine-dies%2F513984

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MApJnyk1PV8

A guy runs a stop sign and gets caught by a policeman.. Cop says, "License and registration, please." Guy says, "What for?" Cop says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign." Guy says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming." Cop says, "You still didn't come to a complete...

To my friend who enjoys a glass of wine.. . and those who don't. As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day...

This one made me LMAO http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFInViTkLoU&feature=PlayList&p=5A8C297D5D5FA4A3&playnext=1&index=80

Got it in an email. Don't know if it's for real, but it made me think of Cudaspaz:-D To the Guy Who Mugged Me Downtown (Downtown, Savannah ) I was the white guy with the black Burberry jacket that you demanded I hand over shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend...

Nokia has finally designed a cell phone exclusively for people who need to make a cell phone call while visiting in Baltimore, Norfolk, Charlotte, Cincinnati, East Saint Louis, Memphis, Philadelphia, South Chicago, St Petersburg, Tampa, South Dallas, Houston, L.A., Miami, Detroit...

A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in...

A woman visited her plastic surgeon who told her about a new procedure Called 'The Knob,' where a small knob is placed at the top of the woman's Head and could be turned to tighten up her skin and produce the effect of a Brand new face-lift. Of course, the woman wanted 'The Knob.' Over...

A VERY ugly man walks into the bar with a big grin on his face and orders a draft beer. 'What are you so happy about?' asks the barman. 'Well, I'll tell you,' replies the ugly man. 'You know, I live by the railroad tracks. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to...

Sorry this is late getting entered. I had to retake the pics and reload em. Print is on the back of shirt, Front is blank. I will try to get this autographed Monday:-D

Here is a shirt I got years ago. Never worn or washed. Only autograph that's missing is Mike Waltrip. I'll pay shipping when Memike gets the money.

Another email I thought I'd share. Sorry to my Canadian friends:toothy10: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsxV49pmnL8

Recently I was asked to play in a golf tournament. At first I said, "Naaahhh! I already play 5 times a week." Then they said to me "Come on, it's for handicapped and blind kids." Then I thought... ****, I could win this.

Three male Labradors , one chocolate, one yellow and one black were sitting in a waiting room at the vet's when they struck up a conversation. The black Lab turned to the brown Lab and said, 'So why are you here?' The brown Lab replied, 'I'm a urinator. I urinate on everything.... the...

Got emailed this link, wanted to share with my fellow gun nuts:-D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1N8U49OOSA

Got this emailed to me. Seem familiar to any of my city dwelling friends? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUyAXeHQ-VU