the 5 stages of "car"
1: denial, "it's not so bad, just a little rust"
2: anger, "why did I buy this piece of junk!?!?!?"
3: bargaining, "O.K. I will just make it drivable and do a little at a time"
4: depression, "this is hopeless it will never get done"
5: acceptance, "oh well may as...