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I gave that to Denise last year...I would hate to double up on gifts, but I just might have to.

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing ? This one was told to me from a girlfriend years ago... why is it called a ******* when you really suck ?

I can tell you that 42 F size boobs are about 6 pounds each. Thats natural, not silicone boobs. My wife won't let me tell you how I know...wink wink.

I love that website. I have been going on there for a while, I can't figure out if some of them are geniuses or total idiots.

I think I know half those people

I have family in Virginia and my Aunt keeps telling me "there ain't nothin' like a redneck girl" I know she's right.

...and all I ever put them in was a a 71 Cuda, a 67 Coronet and a 69 Superbee.

That would be really cool restored

Thats what came to my mind too.

I love fart jokes...but then my wife says I have the sense of humor of a sixth grader.

He was one in a million.

I was affraid what was coming out next !

Maybe with more practice...yeah, that's it, more practice

He must have his Chiropractor on speed dial.

Gotta admit, when I read "Grandma who is eighty eight and still drivin her hemi belvedere writes...", I thought it was going to be something about a little old lady from Pasadena. Good one...I'll pass it on.

Some people just shouldn't be allowed to work on cars.

Ok...I needed a laugh...Thank you

My favorite is the old guy with the blue head band.

fifty dollars is fifty dollars!'

Makes me wonder what else he would touch it with.

My wife's boobs talk...they usually tell me NO !

Thats good.

WOW, she hot...think she got a boy friend ? Ya know what they say, fat girls need love too.

I'm always looking for a part time job....

DUI - SOUTHERN STYLE (Only people from North Carolina could think of this. From the county where driving while under the influence is considered a sport, comes this true story.) Recently a routine police patrol was parked outside a bar in Kinston , NC . After last call, the officer noticed a...

Thats awful, what a freaky way to go.

I heard that joke years ago, only the punchline wasn't Democrats. I won't say what it was so I wont offent anyone on this site... it is still a funny joke.

She said she has more balls than half the guys in Washington.....

Thats why you never kiss a hooker.

You know its bad when an old lady kicks your *** with an umbrella.