Search results for query: *

My Female Urologist As men age, we start seeing more of the medical world, which nowadays seems to include an increasing number of women as our physicians and therapists. And in my case, a new urologist. My family doctor recently referred me to a...

It's a rock!

It was such a nice day our retirement home let us outside

We don't need no stinking chains!

Whats better than roses on a piano?.................................................................Tulips on my organ.

For 53K it better run 7's in the quarter!

Elvis wannabe

ASSEMBLED in Belvidere Illinois

A guy walks into a gay bar and as he is about to sit, the guy next to him asks "can I push your stool in for you?"

A black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder. the bar tender is amazed by the bird and asks where did you get it. The bird says Africa.

A guy walks into a bar with a piece of blacktop, sits down and puts the piece of blacktop on the stool next to him. The bartender asks "what will you have", the guy answers, I'll have a beer and one for the road.

Build a jump ramp over the house aimed toward the Mayors house.

This coffee has a little wang to it

Help me back up

Rani, you can fix cars AND cook! Your like a super hero!

Smack that as* !

Rusty, what is wrong with you?

deleted

Two barrel option

The local Red Cross has very poor attendance at their blood drives and have asked the public for ideas for more donors. I came up with an idea to increase the male donors. Contact local strip clubs for hot girls to work the needle topless. They could work for tips and the warm feeling of helping...

I think I may start wearing seat belts!

....if your carpets are wet if you open your vents at 60MPH and get blinded by everything from bugs to stones if replacement rear leaf springs are first on your list if your battery falls thru the original tray if half your dash lamps work if your glove box won't stay shut because you tried to...

And I thought drifting was stupid!

I found this on the Rat Fink site!