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Just had a bit of vomit backup to the bottom of my throat, was able to force it back down. Searching for the Hot Mopar Babes II thread for a cleansing...

? Not sure I understand the question.

My wife and I are heavy smokers so we made a pact to only have a cigarette after sex. I've had the same pack for two years, my wife is up to three packs a day.

I told my wife "If you knew how to cook I could fire the chef". She said "If you knew how to make love I could fire the chauffeur."

I called up my doctor, Dr. Vinnie Boom-Bots in a panic. Told him I just accidentally swallowed a whole bottle of sleeping pills - what do I do? He said have a drink and get some rest.